More Bla Bla on "douche bag"
When innocent, good-hearted, well-intentioned, loving people die…way too young…it gives me pause to come back from days of grief to the real world and read a newspaper. There I am accosted by people that should be ashamed of themselves for opening their pie holes and spewing or Tweeting the kind of nonsense that should otherwise have them carving their draggy asses into hell rather than having a prime spot on the media landscape. Must I name names or will that make me equally as evil? Fine. John Sununu. How much longer must we listen to this jerk for? Hasn’t he… Read More »
Chris Brown: Cyber Monday Bully
Chris Brown’s douche baggery knows no bounds and Rihanna is a fotz.… Read More »
Breaking Newzzz: Black Friday
It is a sad day for Black Friday because besides injury and death, this day brings out the worst in everybody.… Read More »
So now we should be envisioning the topless photo of some codger or the sneaking around between jogging and taking the next hill in Kabul? How do these people do all this catting around while doing important shit? How does one run the greatest military might or better yet, the sneakiest organization on Earth, then proceed to get caught with your pants down…LITERALLY!… Read More »
Donald Trump and this orangutan go to the same hair stylist. Hence, his new nickname is Donald “The Orange-utan” Trump instead of Donald “Orange” Trump.… Read More »
Raised by all women and a confidante to many, I have been referred to as a lesbian on several occasions, therefore Lesbian Political Action Committee plenty gets my vote.… Read More »
Gross Baboon of the Year Award kicks off awards season here at I Mean What. Hey, look, the Razzies started somewhere and surely not in a ballroom. … Read More »
Gross Baboons Squared
What do Mitt Romney and Donald Trump have in common? Correct. They are both Gross Baboons, for different reasons, yet gross nonetheless. This has been a busy week for The Orange Donald since his television show the Celebrity Apprentice crowned Arsenio Hall the biggest ass-kisser to The Truupmeister. The way Arsenio talked with a bow in his voice to Donald begging for the job was reminiscent of that old…well, I am not going to say it because I will get stoned…. and not in the kind of way that I like. But you get my point. If cow towing to… Read More »
Pastor Charles L. Worley is the hands down the newest Gross Baboon. Actually, I am going out on a limb here to give him the bigger than Lifetime Achievement Award and will be crowned The Grossest Baboon Of All Time Award. Yes, we have found a man that given his preponderance of Christian horrendosity and influence in his little hick town in North Carolina has been spewing such beyond evil anti-gay statements, that it is shocking. If he had his druthers, this douche bag would put homos in an electrified fenced in area and lesbians in another fenced in area,… Read More »
Days of Kim’s Lives…Not Keeping Up With Kanye Kardashian
So here’s the downside for Kanye Kardashian. Um, that’s it.… Read More »
