“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

“He’s 89 years old, so of course he could be very right about the end of the world being on May 21. Or very close to that.” So said Jon Stewart on Harold Camping, the Christian radio kook on his claim that then end of the world is nigh, actually today. As in any minute now. Sure wish I had a couple of Percocets to wash down with my coffee and then slink into a Calgon bath to be taken away, finally, once and for all. The idea that this was the last day on Earth and I am still… Read More »

Lord knows Berlin might have benefited from a sanity rally somewhere between Sally Bowles and the Storm Troopers in the mid 1930’s. It is with a heavy heart that I mention Nazi Germany because I am a first generation American from parents who survived the concentration camps. With all the haters comparing President Obama to Adolf Hitler, I can’t stop thinking about the tone of this election cycle and the violent, reactionary, Tea Party headbangers. Is there a difference between Tim Profitt, the Rand Paul volunteer caught on camera stepping on a woman’s head, than any Nazi who was responsible… Read More »

The reveal. Heidi Montag shows off her new body like they do at an Auto Show. – NY DAILY NEWS Engaged, enschmaged. La Liz ain’t walking down the aisle any way you slice it. – US The late night war just got more intense…Conan O’Brien will go up against Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. Think Afghanistan with giggles. – NY TIMES Demi Moore says laughter is the best way to keep from aging. That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.    – HUFFINGTON POST Elin Nordegren Woods was seen flying solo in a private plane…sans kids…crying. Yeah, crying all… Read More »