“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Who doesn’t love weddings? They are always the most fun. The energy is high, there is love in the air and people look great, or as best as possible anyway. Last night’s wedding between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries must have been lovely, seeing that the affair cost 17.5 million dollars. Well, it didn’t cost anything really, that is the estimated sponsored value in-kind coupled with future earnings. This sounds  more like a corporate annual report, rather than loving nuptials. Can you imagine the obligatory photo ops that were going down at this thing? Whoever sponsored this lavish shmoozefest must… Read More »

UPDATE: The Wicked Witch of the Mid-Atlantic States, Christine O’Donnell has been boo-hooing about Piers Morgan’s line of questioning on the morning chat shows. She has actually accused Piers of sexual harassment. The troublemaker and “writer” of Troublemaker was appalled and felt “creepy” when all Piers wanted to talk about were the many stupid, idiotic, bubble-headed things that she has blathered about in her desperate attempts to become a media personality. He asked her about masturbation—a topic she is clearly well-versed in—and her stance on same-sex marriage. I have come to love the expression, “You cannot rape the willing.” I’d like… Read More »