Posts Tagged «skank»
Alexandra Wallace In Playboy
In what now turned out to be a tactical move by UCLA student Alexandra Wallace, the stupid co-ed will be swimming up to Hugh Hefner in the coming weeks to discuss being featured in Playboy. No, it is not true, but you’d think that this girl, photographed here like a Hooter, had visions of grandeur all along, from when her breasts first bloomed as fully as they are? Why else go to UCLA, steps away from the Playboy Mansion? Her quick side step out of college proves that she is going to pull a Snooki and start taking money to… Read More »
NEW ALERT: SAMMI “SWEETHEART” JUST LAUNCHED A JEWELRY LINE. You know that I was not letting this ditty go by unnoticed. Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, yes, the bitchy one from MTV’s Jersey Shore, is actually launching a fragrance. Dangerous will be out in stores in time for those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer at the Jersey Shore. I have a hard enough time trying to figure out what kind of girl wants to smell like a cat, with Katy Perry’s Purr or Kate Walsh’s (ex)Boyfriend. Oh, and let’s not forget Jennifer Aniston’s Lolavie, whatever the hell that means, that she… Read More »
