Just wanted to congratulate Beyoncé on her return to the stage this weekend at Revel in Atlantic City. Even Michelle Obama went to see her. These videos show her process from birthin’ babies to boogying back on stage. Just wanted to wish her the best.
KHLOE: What’s with the luggage? Where do you think you are going?
KHLOE: London? For what?
KIM: Kanye is going to tour in Europe and Jay Z and Beyoncé just rented a house there for the summer.
KHLOE: Our season has started, dear. Does Momager know?
KIM: Well???? I was hoping you could help me with this.
KHLOE: Help? How? You need to be here to film the mindless blather that is our lives.
KIM: Ugh, I got to go London and become BFFs with Beyoncé. It’s as simple as that.
KHLOE: What’s simple is you. Now get real. Forget London. We have to film the episode when I break a heel on the subway grate trying to re-enact Marilyn Monroe from The Seven Year Itch.
KIM: I read that script and think it’s ridic. And besides, Kourtney can fill in for me. I am going to London period.
KHLOE: You are sad sniffing at the heels of Beyoncé. She’s not that into you.