Is Everybody High Line?

Jun 17, 2009Breaking Newzzz

In case you have been living under a rock in New York City, then you will surely know that the long-awaited High Line opened its pearly gates this week…after much toiling and trepidation. Finally, you can stroll down this lovely patch of whatever it is, that stretches from the Meatpacking District to Far West Chelsea. This, naturally, suits me just fine as I live on one end and have a client on the other. It’s as though they built this little walk-way just for me. And a stunning patch of thing it is….at night it’s amazing. Thank you New York City Parks and Recreation. I needed this. And now, can we officially retire all the hoopla around this garden patch? If there is one more Calvin Klein event up there, I will just plotz. Just so you all know, Diane von Furstenberg has been the Grande Doyenne of this park, and I’d like to go out on a limb here and say if it wasn’t for her stewardship, my little walkway might not have seen the light of day, well, at least not this quickly. So, kudos Diane.

Thank you Diane von Furstenberg and Ed Norton for making the High Line happen. Now, let's move on.

Thank you Diane von Furstenberg and Ed Norton for making the High Line happen. Moving on...

Now, let’s all take a deep breath, and remember the rest of the world does exist and there are many pressing needs and issues that would greatly benefit from $140,000,000 and tons of attention. On that note….and a serious one at that, mind you…I give you images from the “Yet Another Calvin Klein Party” on the High Line, the walkway that is My Own Private Idaho. Sidebar: The High Line starts where all the sex trucks of the 70’s were parked. There must be plenty of poontang ghosts flying around. Let’s hope the park does not get haunted by unwanted sex acts. Heaven forbid.

Gerard Butler wearing Calvin Klein. Now, is it me or is that shirt and tie all wrong? I also think the suit is slightly ill-fitting. Ah, but what do I know.

Gerard Butler wearing Calvin Klein. Now, is it me or is that shirt and tie all wrong? And might the suit be slightly ill-fitting? Ah, maybe he should just have unbuttoned it. What do I know?

So Daphne Guiness is fierce. But I was this close to putting her on the Not Best Dressed List from the CFDA Awards. In hind sight, I think she might have ben best served losing the neckie thing and/or the purple shoes.

So Daphne Guiness is fierce. But I was this close to putting her on the Not Best Dressed List from the CFDA Awards. In hind sight, I think she might have been best served losing that neckie thing and/or the purple shoes.

Oy, Thom Browne, really?

Oy, Thom Browne...still...really?

Melissa George. Don't tell anyone I said this, but you are OVERDRESSED!

Melissa George. Don't tell anyone I said this, but you are OVERDRESSED! And if you say, "Well, I just came from the CFDA Awards", then, I say, "You were OVERDRESSED!"

Lisa Maria Falcone, whoeveer you are, this is not a look you should evere consider again. So, you're wering designer. That doesn't make it loook good or work. And B) that length. Are you kidding me. Yikes.

Lisa Maria Falcone, whoever you are, this is not a look you should ever consider again. So, you're wearing designer. That doesn't make it look good or work. And B) that length? Are you kidding me. This one is on "The A-List"? Yikes.

Several of the Not Best Dressed List attended this shmoozefest. I just don't like this silhoutette at all. It's unflattering.

Several of the CFDA Awards Not Best Dressed List attended this shmoozefest. I just don't like this silhouette at all. It's unflattering.

Gotta give these boys credit for their relaxed attire, but oy, Tony Ward (right), you're not really wearing a "quirky man-hat". You do realize that makes you a Manzie.

Gotta give these boys credit for their relaxed attire, but oy, Tony Ward (right), you're not really wearing a "quirky man-hat". You do realize that this makes you a Man-zie.

2 Responses to “Is Everybody High Line?”

  1. Carolyn Moss says:

    The tribe at the Tobe Report think you are a hoot! Aunt Sylvia's bar mitzvah hah! Keep the comments coming.

  2. cinishii says:

    there's Diane VF and……..
    who are all these people ?

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