Public Enemy #1: Lauren Pierce

Nov 17, 2011Breaking Newzzz

This bitch needs a good paddle spanking. And if she begins to enjoy it, then we need to stop.

Just saw J. Edgar this weekend and have been pining for a time when we had public enemies and good versus evil and all that sort of rot. Though there is plenty of evil in our midst, and with police attacking American citizens for doing what is in their legal rights to do, perhaps it is my job now to become the new J. Edgar Hoover and identify our Public Enemies and put and end to their tyranny. Well, maybe not tyranny as much as just knocking them off their inflated soap boxes and shine a light on their potentially evil-doing ways. When Presidential candidates are continually caught in lies and/or webs of deceit, someone has to stand up for Truth, Justice and the American Way. No? And really, who better than me, a fast talking gay, Jew who would otherwise would have been chastised for having an opinion.

Anyhoo, my first Public Enemy # 1 is Lauren Pierce, the fat blond co-ed and president of the College Republicans at UT Austin who Tweeted this:

Y’all as tempting as it may be, don’t shoot Obama. We need him to go down in history as the WORST president we’ve EVER had! #2012.

Then a few minutes later Tweeted this:

I apologize for my previous tweet. It was in poor taste and and should never have been written.

Looking further into her web of Christian Gross Baboonhood, I found these lovely Twitpics.

Little Fat Miss Lauren Pierce is a card carrying member of the NRA.

Here’s another riveting Twitpic.

Little Miss Muffet at Rick Perry event. Yay!!!

When confronted by the media about her seriously stupid Tweet, Lauren Pierce had this to say. “It must be a slow news day, y’all.” Pierce told ABC News that the comment was a “joke” and that the “whole [shooting incident] was stupid.” Giggling, she said that an attempted assassination would “only make the situation worse.” Now… y’all tell me that she does not deserve the title of Public Enemy # 1. Gross Baboon doesn’t serve her properly.

 

4 Responses to «Public Enemy #1: Lauren Pierce»


  1. Nov 17, 2011 at 7:37 am, Dale H Curry said:

    Fat, stupid, and uninformed is no way to go through life Lauren!


    • Nov 17, 2011 at 7:41 am, Abe said:

      Amen.


  2. Nov 21, 2011 at 8:41 pm, emtgirl said:

    I dislike Lauren's comment. But I dislike yours even more. I am reading all the intelligent comments I can find about her and unfortunately this webpage somehow showed up in google. Disappointing, really, considering you are entirely judgmental and don't leave any statement to fact. I should shake my finger at your supporters but considering they are already ill-informed, that would be wrong moral judgment. I support your choice of topics- please stop sounding so ignorant and illogical so that reasonable people can stand behind them.


  3. Nov 22, 2011 at 3:09 am, Abe said:

    Hi emtgirl,
    I took out the one line that I was on the fence about, which was meant in jest, but the only thing I am willing to change, which is the line about her being shot. Otherwise I am sticking to my guns. The fact that she suggests not to kill Obama proves that the conversation is very much alive to people in her universe. And for that.. she is Public Enemy #1. Her Klansman might hide in the shadows with their racism and hate, whereas she made the misstep and Tweeted like the moron she is.

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