Just saw J. Edgar this weekend and have been pining for a time when we had public enemies and good versus evil and all that sort of rot. Though there is plenty of evil in our midst, and with police attacking American citizens for doing what is in their legal rights to do, perhaps it is my job now to become the new J. Edgar Hoover and identify our Public Enemies and put and end to their tyranny. Well, maybe not tyranny as much as just knocking them off their inflated soap boxes and shine a light on their potentially evil-doing ways. When Presidential candidates are continually caught in lies and/or webs of deceit, someone has to stand up for Truth, Justice and the American Way. No? And really, who better than me, a fast talking gay, Jew who would otherwise would have been chastised for having an opinion.
Anyhoo, my first Public Enemy # 1 is Lauren Pierce, the fat blond co-ed and president of the College Republicans at UT Austin who Tweeted this:
Y’all as tempting as it may be, don’t shoot Obama. We need him to go down in history as the WORST president we’ve EVER had! #2012.
Then a few minutes later Tweeted this:
I apologize for my previous tweet. It was in poor taste and and should never have been written.
Looking further into her web of Christian Gross Baboonhood, I found these lovely Twitpics.
Here’s another riveting Twitpic.
When confronted by the media about her seriously stupid Tweet, Lauren Pierce had this to say. “It must be a slow news day, y’all.” Pierce told ABC News that the comment was a “joke” and that the “whole [shooting incident] was stupid.” Giggling, she said that an attempted assassination would “only make the situation worse.” Now… y’all tell me that she does not deserve the title of Public Enemy # 1. Gross Baboon doesn’t serve her properly.