“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Sarah Palin could not let the election go by with out a sad attempt for press.

ELECTION UPDATE: Since Sarah Palin has been reduced to being a failed reality-show Real Housewife of Wasilla and is now a newly-minted fitness buff while being an annoying loudmouth limited to Facebook and Fox News. But the Gross Baboon Lifetime Achievement Awards Winner could not let the election go by without desperately inserting herself into the process by coming out today to support Mitt Romney. No, really Sarah? How much of a desperado are you to think we didn’t guess that bit? Don’t answer that, we already know. A huge one. Hey, Sarah, please note: shoving your finger down your throat (breching*) then washing the taste away with chocolate Ex-Lax squares is not a good regime for your new fitness video and books deal.

*Breching = Yiddish for vomit

Prelude To A Day That Will Live On In Infamy – Written March 30, 2010 and a chilling foreshadowing of what happened to Gabrielle Giffords.

Yoo-hoo…America…where is the outrage? Where is the backlash to all the violent rhetoric and uncivil actions by these Tea Partyers and all other Gross Baboons (need I name names) from last week? Where is everyone? Is there solace in silence. Is saying “tsk tsk” while shaking your head in dismay enough? Dismay is for sissies. We need intolerance. We need an uproar. We need a groundswell of defiance. What do you think Nazi Germany was like in those very early years? Only Sally Bowles wearing green nail polish? Marlene Dietrich warbling? Snap out of it kids. What good can come from putting a crosshair over Arizona and crying: “Don’t retreat! Instead – RELOAD!” It is pure unadulterated hate mongering. Hitler rose to power when the German economy was beyond depressed. Sound familiar? And what then would that make the half-baked, power-crazed, media-whore of a lunatic, Sarah Palin? When they say history repeats itself…it is because, sadly, it does. Only this time, look out liberals, blacks, Jews and anything else besides uneducated, toothless white people. If Franklin Delano Roosevelt‘s line, “We have nothing to fear but fear itself,” rings true, then now is the time to be fearful. Every pundit on every political chat show yattles on about how fearful everyone is because of rising unemployment. But fear not unemployment. Fear Sarah Palin and her Fascist ideals. All this rhetoric that she is spewing, be it at rally’s to re-elect the octogenarian John McCain, or at her gun toting, mass-hysteria inciting Tea Party Rallies, is merely to bolster herself to secure the best TV ratings. This is reminiscent of the movie Network with Faye Dunaway. Where one man motivated a nation to rise up and express their anger. Only this scenario is much scarier because these are much scarier times. Network was made in the 70′s when we were all too high to really be angry.