We Called the Sarah Palin – Fox Deal on July 5

Jan 11, 2010Breaking Newzzz

You betcha I am gonna to make a shitload of money off Fox News.

Let it be said that I called the Sarah Palin getting a Fox News deal early this summer. I wrote:

“You can ask my sister Vivian, as we were watching the freakishly neurotic and overly audible Sarah Palin resignation speech on CNN, though we were shocked that they broke away from the Michael Jackson Minutia Report, that I immediately turned to her and quoted Deep Throat and said, “Follow the money”. Sarah Palin, the smart but insane sexist windbag, will write her book, which will read like a diary from an eight grader, do a massive book tour throughout the Bible belt, shore up her Christian cuckoos, insight a few dozen anti-black zealots along the way then head over to Fox News on Avenue of the Americas in NYC, sign a 25 million dollar television talk show with a major online presence and thumb her nose at all these political pundits, who don’t know shit. And if in 2016 she decides the presidency is something she’s interested in, she will cross that bridge then. She’s young, she is not thinking about 2012. She will spend the next several years stuffing her pockets with cash as any true blooded American would.”

Gee, I wonder who is going to do her public relations? Do you think this is a job for Britsol Palin’s new firm BSMP LLC.? What should she call the show? The You Betcha News?

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