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Fountain Avenue Fashion Week 2016. It's on!!!

On the heels of New York Fashion Week and that Saint Laurent Palladium Fashion/Music Fest Thing, get ready for the Demi-Annual Fountain Avenue Fashion Week.… Read More »

thom-browne

Mr. Browne’s collections featuring outfits so “shockingly wrong” that a new category of mens clothing was born…The Manzie. But all that aside, I have come to terms to say that I Love Thom Browne!… Read More »

Uganda be kidding me and Chelsa Handler.

Chelsea Lately at the end was no longer all that funny. Rather, it was a crass catch-me, catch me half hour gabfest about how funny she thinks she is coupled with how funny her celebrity friends like Jennifer Aniston thought the was. All the while bragging about her money, fame and acting like her shit officially began to smell like a Hot Pocket.… Read More »

Sarah Palin could not let the election go by with out a sad attempt for press.

Hey, Sarah, please note: shoving your finger down your throat (breching*) then washing the taste away with chocolate Ex-Lax squares is not a good regime for your new fitness video and books deal.… Read More »

The Manzi Report 2016

Gucci’s Menswear Celebration is reminiscent of the latest trend in Canada: Toddler Tranny. The Manzie Report has been laying dormant for far too long. Once considered a must-read menswear  journal poking fun at the Emperor’s New Clothes and/or clothes fit for a Queen, The Manzie Report knew exactly who the new, fresh Gucci looks would be perfect for in this transcendental sexual freedom fight that seems to be coming apart at the seems. I give you Stefonknee Wolscht. Just so you see the connection, Stefonknee has left his family to live as a six year old girl by adoptive parents. If you ask… Read More »

If the bridge fits...

“Time for some traffic problems in Fart Lee” reminds me of the “shot heard round the world”.… Read More »

Sung to the tune, What I Did For Love from A Chorus Line.

Kiss my ass goodbye.
The sweetness and the sorry.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla….
What I did for Lent, what I did for lent.… Read More »

Artful-Lodger

Here’s the thing about going through your third midlife crisis: If you are going to do it, do it while living at the home of Carrie Fisher. On the eve of my scheduled return from Los Angeles to New York—which I had escaped in January in order to: A) Completely avoid the winter weather, and B) Deal with Midlife Crisis #3—I paid a visit to Carrie. As always, I was met with a warm greeting, and we sat on the bed chatting, catching up, and catching fire. The rumors had just begun to swirl about the original Star Wars “Dream… Read More »

meryl-streep-julia-roberts-august-osage-county-trailer

August Osage County just might be the worst movie of the year. Since her royal highness Meryl Streep is the film’s star, no one will say boo and admit that I am 100% right. This loud, talky, ensemble nightmare features a dream cast but the problem is each character is so unlikeable that the only person you root for is yourself. Why? Because you begin to take pity for the fact that you did not walk out of the movie at the first sign that everyone is yelling. But then again you couldn’t because you were frozen in shock from… Read More »

melissa-mccarthy

Can we all agree that Melissa McCarthy looks fantastic on the cover of Elle – The Women In Hollywood Issue? No? You mean there is a Greek Chorus of hypocrites that refuse to accept what we can all see and take at face value…that Melissa looks friggen fierce? Speaking of McCarthy, this brouhaha has an eerie similarity to the McCarthy Era of the 1950’s. Hear me out, I know it’s a stretch but…… Read More »