Fashion

thom-browne

Mr. Browne’s collections featuring outfits so “shockingly wrong” that a new category of mens clothing was born…The Manzie. But all that aside, I have come to terms to say that I Love Thom Browne!… Read More »

Twitter will be the death of all of us!

The Kardashians have killed off the Jones’ because now we don’t give a shit about keeping up with them anymore because now it is all about Keeping Up With The Kardashians… Read More »

Peta Wilson is Wylie Wilson. And she says we are all a bit Wylie.

Oh, the places you’ll go! – Dr. Seuss… Read More »

Sydney Leathers new tits.

Tacky Sydney Leathers desperately clung to whatever few minutes of fame she might think she has have left by showing up to the Anthony Weiner losing party to revel in the loss of her loved one. And showing off her new tits to the press.… Read More »

ODD

Manzie Report – What’s odd about New York Fashion Week? Odd. This season’s Manzie Report is off to an odd start.… Read More »

Yikes.

is going to wear this? Thank God there are not 50 Shades of Grey!

The Manzie Report continues with Shades of Grey, a collection of menswear and womenswear, as though one gender of this stuff is not enough. I have little else to say besides lookie here.… Read More »

war fashion

“War, huh, good God, yaw, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.” Been watching John Kerry do his darnedest to seem Presidential–see what you missed folks if it wasn’t for his sailboat obsession–and talking about all the good reasons to go to war with Syria. OK, I get it, weapons of mass destruction are not fabulous, but what about the toxic waste that our American companies like Exxon Oil are spewing into the Eco-system right here in the good old USA as innocent people are being poisoned, dying and getting sick?!? (See Rachel Maddow blog about Exxon… Read More »

Learn How To Twerk

Twerk. It’s a dance, not an illegal action worth crucifying over. Remember (you oldies) when that dance The Jerk was first introduced to the youth culture or The Twist by Chubby Checker? Ahhh, the 1960’s. Now that was a groovy time. Parents and other fuddy duddies were horrified from the way kids were gyrating on the dance floor. So now we have a new dance, The Twerk or Twerking. It seems like not only fuddy dutties are freaking out about this but idiotic, uptight people of all ages. Miley Cyrus was just ripped a new asshole for Twerking at the… Read More »

Who Gives A Shit?

Stylophane? I beg your pardon? Is that a word, a term, a website, a gauge, a ridiculous tool to jack off with? The answer is all of the above. Now that Social Media and the many Social Media Climbers who think  they know-it-all have become marketing experts, (are sext-perts next?) starting with the Social Media Expert himself Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook is now touting its useful digital marketing tool Stylophane, which tracks the Facebook friends (for lack of a better term) who are engaged with your brand. Facebook…brand…engaged…I am cringing but must go on. Women’s Wear Daily reported today that Kat… Read More »

raf-simons01

The Manzie Report. You know you want it, especially because it has been way too long since the last one. Just because I am no longer diligently blogging and pontificating on all things ridiculous does not mean I am dead. On the contrary, I have been lollygagging in Los Angeles writing a book and need to use all those creative juices for the massive undertaking of writing a novel. Until I can crank out The Great American Novel that is titled  Last Five Minutes of Fame, here is a little somethin’ somethin’ to chew on. So, without any further ado,… Read More »