“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

While the nation waits with bated breath as the Senate votes on Barack Obama’s Health Care Reform Bill, that lovely specimen of a human, Rachel Uchitel is far more preoccupied with matters of national security…namely herself. Let’s see what one of Tiger Woods‘ silly, sex slaves is busy with today. My source tells me that Rachel is stressed and feels really alone with her millions that known Madam, Gloria Allred, secured for her. Poor baby…money to burn and no where to go but to the press. See the letter below that Madam Allred just sent to Jeff Beacher, who trashed the skank (hey at least I did not use the terms whore, hooker and slut) on Facebook. I don’t want to be on the receiving end of Madam Allred‘s histrionics…or do I? Bring it on, lady.