Here we have another edition of Last Five Minutes of Fame. This is an odd week because some of the people on this list are the current obsession of the media. Maybe it is wishful thinking. But I am testing my witching powers to see if by virtue of putting them on the list, if that has an impact on what we will see in the press going forward. Which is such a sad state of media affairs. I heard that Access Hollywood told a publicist that they only way they will cover an event if Jon Gosselin attends. Like he is the epitome of star power worthy of entertainment coverage? Shame on you Access Hollywood. And if they say that, I am sure Extra, Entertainment Tonight and The Insider are not far behind that train of thought. Think about it, when was the last time you heard anything about Brad Pitt‘s valiant effort to rebuild houses in New Orleans? Well, I give up for now. But I can still be tragically optimistic and put these people on the Last Five Minutes of Fame, starting with Jon Gosselin. May the witching hour begin. Move over Halloween.
Mr. Jon Gosselin will continue to be on my list till the last few seconds tick. I will never understand how people who do nothing besides make me brech (vomit in Yiddish) become famous. And in this case, so famous.
Here we have Hailey Grossman (the recent ex- of Jon Gosselin), doing what she does best. Toke up honey, the clock is ticking. And in your case...really fast.
You know, Hailey, this classy chick.
I have to add Kate Gosselin too, right? Here she is, actress for film, ready for her close-up Mr. Demille, or any director that will have her. And the funny (or sad) thing is, there is a family "comedy" in them there hills. Hollywood will finance that crap no doubt.
The clock is surely ticking on Dick Cheney's memory. What a disgusting liar. Every time I read about him since last November I get the willies. It's the Hamid Karzai's, the Cheyneys and a slew of other politicos that really should be put away. Corrupt politician = gross baboon.
Heidi and Spencer must go. Now. Look at his shorts. Who does he think he is, Kevin Federline? Yikes.
Remember this ridiculous look from my report, The Short Answer On Shorts.
Of course you don't know who he is. But...
Now do you get the full picture? Superstar Adam Lambert and his boy toy from some southern locale are over. His name is Drake LaBry. Jot that name down somewhere, it may reappear and back on this list again. That's the power of lamo celebrity status.
Queen of the Bronzer, Kelly Bensimon, hosted a Halloween fete where she and Jill Zarin were the only battle-axes of note in tow. Seriously, this wins hagfest of the weekend.
Dynamic Duo...not. But alas, they are filming another season as we speak. So, get ready to hear much more from these two.