The Nobody News

It’s been a while since I did The Nobody News and with the holidays upon us, Lord knows there’s plenty of nobodies buzzing around that need to be recognized here today. The poor dears turn up at events, store appearances and even Jewish weddings. Maybe I just need to get over myself and leave them alone so they can enjoy their moment (if that) in the sun. Nah.

Look, *NSYNC was eons ago. Outside of Lance Bass being out and proud, what does he do bessides, what I hear, is gettting appearance money for various gay bars nationwide. Here he attends the Dizzy Feet event and I guess a dizzy

Look, *NSYNC was eons ago. Outside of Lance Bass being out and proud, what does he do besides (what I hear) gettting personal appearance money from gay bars nationwide. Here he attends the Dizzy Feet event so I guess a dizzy queen at Dizzy Feet. Check.

Kevin Federline and his piece were at the Ed Hardy store in Brisbane of all places.

Kevin Federline and his piece were at the Ed Hardy store in Brisbane of all places. They're silently singing, "Nice Work If You Can Get It".

Not that Fran Drescher and Jason Alexander are nobodies, but the Jewish wedding of Geoffrey Edelstein and Brynne Gordon that they were paid to attend in Melboourne (again, of all places) are.

Not that Fran Drescher and Jason Alexander are nobodies, but the Jewish wedding of Geoffrey Edelstein and Brynne Gordon (that they were paid to attend) in Melboourne are. That is quite a schlepp kiddies.

The Housewives of Orange County go to Vegas. Now, this is interesting? To whom?

The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Vegas. This is interesting? And to whom?

This is what shows up to a red carpet event in Mexico City. Yikes,

This is what shows up to a red carpet event in Mexico City. Yikes.

Awww, Hailey Duffy. Dizzy blond at Dizzy Feet. I get it.

Awww, Hailey Duffy. Dizzy blond at Dizzy Feet. I get it.

Yowza McGee. This is Lorenzo Lamas at the Christmas Parade in LA. Really?

Yowza McGee. This is Lorenzo Lamas at the Christmas Parade in LA.

Oy, who is Santa's publicist? They should have never let him get photographed on teh Coca-Cola Red Carpet. It's like further proof of the theory that Coke is behind the whole commercialization of Christmas.

Oy, who is Santa's publicist? They should have never let him get photographed on the Coca-Cola Red Carpet. It's further proof of that theory that Coke is behind the whole commercialization of Christmas.

And did Mitzi Gaynor really need to do this photo op? Is there no dignity in aging anymore?

Did Mitzi Gaynor really need to do this photo op? Is there no dignity in aging anymore?

That Gay Bingo is gettting photo servicing is just proof of how tragic the state of event coverage is.

That Gay Bingo is gettting photo servicing is proof of how tragic the state of event coverage is.

Who at Planet What?

Who at Planet What?

This hee is Maya G, guet of honor at Bizkit's birthday bash. Nice touch.

This here is Maya G, guest of honor at Bizkit's birthday bash. Nice touch.

2 Responses to «The Nobody News»


  1. Nov 30, 2009 at 10:22 am, Brandy said:

    lol, K-Fat at the Ed Hardy store. that's as trashy as it can get!


  2. Nov 30, 2009 at 2:30 pm, ericka said:

    A – who would pay a celeb they don't know to come to their wedding? how pathetic is that?

    B – I hate that Hollywood Parade. took me an hour to go 1/2 a mile in Hollywood last night.

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