Jesse James Sheds Crocodile Tears

Awww, poor baby. Skank got your tongue? And other similarly shaped parts? Jesse James sits down for an interview and surely he must feel remorse that his whole butch straight act is no looked at as a stupid, low rent, low class, nobody that lucked out. We’ve watched you from The Celebrity Apprentice through the [...]
Kernels of Dish (Monday)

High Society is going to recast those silly ass friends of Tinsley’s, namely the cow Jules Kirby and the Marlene extraordinaire Paul “No More Tears” Johnson Calderon. Devorah Rose has been asked to join but has not signed…yet! – NY POST
Harvey Fierstein on Grindr? Yet another reason to not sign up for these gay easy [...]
Kernels of Dish (Sunday)

Look, even hats get to be famous these days. This floppy, ribbon hat is flying off the shelves after Sandra Bullock was snapped wearing it. – E.T.
Skanks Incorporated is about to have their first Board meeting. Michelle McGee, Hailey Glassman and Gina Lynn will be together doing some skanky nonsense. – PAGE 6
The Church [...]
Oy…Lindsay Lohan…Now I Am Sad

NEWS UPDATE FROM TWITTER: The World’s Most Reliable Source.
Anyone who reads I Mean..What?!? knows that I have been a supporter of Lindsay Lohan since we first met two years ago. But now that I just read in the New York Daily News that she is panning to develop a line of handbags for Ed Hardy, [...]
There’s Yet Another New Gross Baboon Of The Year

Yesterday, I announced my newest nominee for Gross Baboon of the Year with the news of Jesse James and his uber-skank Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (a.k.a. Skanky McGee, in my book). But the competition continues to be fierce for that award. Today, it’s all about Joslyn James, from the quorum of bosomy broads who diddled [...]


