Posts Tagged «Real Houswives»

Kernels of Dish (Thursday)

Freaky looking Bethenny Frankel lost all her baby weight in like two minutes. The Skinny Margarita spokesperson has to be skinny. Vomit much? – PAGE SIX Lindsay Lohan requested that the last video featured on IMW-TV be taken down yesterday, but this new one get’s her seal of approval. Whatever. PAGE SIX reports that “Kara Dioguardi is as nice as can be”. Tell me something I don’t know. These two Real Housewives of New York City attend perhaps THE saddest Up Fronts on Earth. See… What… I… Mean?!?… Read More »

It’s been a while since I did The Nobody News and with the holidays upon us, Lord knows there’s plenty of nobodies buzzing around that need to be recognized here today. The poor dears turn up at events, store appearances and even Jewish weddings. Maybe I just need to get over myself and leave them alone so they can enjoy their moment (if that) in the sun. Nah.… Read More »

Match the image to the ditty. 1. The Real Housewives of New York have all been cursed since the second (highest ratings) season began. Each experiencing personal problems, neither willing to admit that being the most annoying women on television is a bad thing. On the contrary, they are reveling in it. Who are these women again? 2. The claim that Harlem is losing its soul because those highfalutin real estate developments planned for the “New Harlem Renaissance” have dried up. Well, correct me if I am wrong, but Harlem has soul, it’s the real estate developers that don’t. This… Read More »