Pass me a couple of Excedrin and night vision goggles, Brad Goreski is on the carpet.
There's a lot going on here between Stacey Bendet & Devon Aoki.
Already I am dizzy from Ally Hilfiger's frock. (Can you say that 10 times fast?)
Everywhere you turned was like attack of the killer print. Yigal Azruel was no exception. Quelle sleeves!
Yes even the lovely Linda Fargo is guilty of print overkill.
And what's with the belly dancer coins thingie on Kate Bosworth's Joseph Altuzarra number? It's like right off a Dutch flea market.
This Zac Posen on Crystal Renn is nice but it is still a lot.
Speaking of a lot, this Irene Neuwirth look was chock full of a lot, like of flounce. It's Little House On The Red Carpet Prairie.
Speaking of little, but this dress is like Jessica Chastain is trying out for Toddlers & Tiaras.
Someone give Solange some lipstick once and for all and her Afro needs some shape. She's a pretty girl that needs a little eyebrow tweezing and better fotch.
Is Selita Ebanks wearing a Herve Leger or Spanx or a gown or what?
What on Earth is this? A hooker's lampshade turned into a dress?
Simon Spurr should date Brad Goreski so together they would be the dizzying darlings of fashion.
If I am not mistaken, this thing is available on HSN as part of the Snow White and the Huntsman collection. Wanna bet?
The Mamet chick looks really happy to be there.