Move over Marc Jacobs, Brandon Maxwell and Raf Simmons because the KKK debuts its ready-to-wear collection @NYFW. Will Anna Wintour sit front row? The White House has requested front row seats for Melania Trump, while Ivanka Kushner has refused to attend in solidarity with her Jewish husband, Jared, the nebbish.
The KKK Fall ’17 debut collection is a white washing of winter white, day-to-night dressing options. Following the trend of the major fashion houses like Calvin Klein, the KKK is showing men’s and women’s collections together on the runway. Rumored to also sit front row are Kellyanne Conway wearing Ivanka Trump as her fashion statement, Sarah Palin, Michele and Marcus Bachmann, the latter who is said to have offered is backstage skills at a men’s dresser a.k.a. fluffer.
The buzz is whether Anna will sit next to Melania and select a look for the pending Melania cover scheduled for Vogue magazine. Anna was recently quoted in the Wall Street Journal saying , “It’s a tradition to cover the First Lady”. Excuse me, but I goggled it and the Barbara Bush cover is non-existent. My sources tell me that Anna caved to Donald at their second meeting when he was still only President-elect. He sees it as a way to help whitewash Melania’s rumored hooker past.
He can only hope there’ll be a red carpet nip slip at one of the upcoming State Dinners. Happy Fashion Week, Nazis.