Matthew McConaughey: Newest Celebrity Designer? Fotz

Feb 15, 2013Fashion
Just what you wanted, a Matthew McConaughey shirt.

Just what you wanted, a Matthew McConaughey shirt.

Matthew McConaughey What? Anyone who is anyone knows that I Mean What has been a voice against celebrity designers. These Johnny Come Lately non Academy Award winning, or Emmy, or Tony, or any any award winners try their hand, rather, they sell their name to a schmatta peddler and take some dosh.
Lindsay Lohan, the slew of Kardashians, heck even Sarah Jessica Parker threw her hat in the ring at Halston, and today the news is that Matthew McConaughey has entered the ring for a bout of utter nonsense. This is more than anyone should bare. And when I say bare, I mean bare assed because hello…he looks better naked! Matthew, bless her, should be selling a fitness regime and excercise wear and even a line of jock straps for his excellent turn in Magic Mike. But this new menswear collection is so bland that reminds us why Matthew McConaughey will never get an Oscar. Not until he cancels this ridiculous attempt at being a celebrity designer.

Don’t believe me? Look at the highlights of this bullshit excuse for a collection.

Does it get more boring than this Matthew McConaughey original.

Does it get more interesting than this Matthew McConaughey original?

To say nothing of this thing that is better purchased at the Melrose Trading Post (Flea Market).

No it does not. To say nothing of the fact that this shirt is better purchased at the Melrose Trading Post (Flea Market).

I rest my case.

 

 

One Response to “Matthew McConaughey: Newest Celebrity Designer? Fotz”

  1. Natty Shirts says:

    The very next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesn't fail me just as much as this one. After all, Yes, it was my choice to read through, nonetheless I really believed you'd have something useful to talk about. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you can fix if you were not too busy looking for attention.

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