“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

It has been a while since I have given out a Gross Baboon of the Year Award. Not for lack of their existence, hello just about every Republican nominee for President and their husband. Yes, you Marcus Bachmann. But reading up on Sara Leal, the skank that slept with Ashton Kutcher, she reveals every sordid detail of their dalliance like one of Tiger Woods many hookers. Her candor and sheer blatant sluttyness compelled me to add Sara to the list. How Demi Moore is keeping her head up is a testament to her fierceness as opposed to the skankiness that is Sara and the douchebaggery that is Ashton.