Donald Trump Asks, “Where Is The Body?”

May 2, 2011Breaking Newzzz

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In a stunning turn of events, last night Barack Obama overshadowed Donald Trump and The Celebrity Apprentice as NBC cut away from the final moments of the show to announce that Osama Bin Laden was dead. In light of this, I suspect that Donald Trump will have a double bone to pick with the President. In an effort to maintain his spot in the news cycle, Donald Trump still has a few more weeks of The Celebrity Apprentice to promote and what better way than at the expense of Barack Obama? You can hear the headlines now.

Why did they dispose of the body at sea?
They didn’t they at least take a picture?
Where is the proof
How dare he pre-empt The Celebrity Apprentice? I know he did that on purpose.

So, we don’t know who got booted off, NeNe Leakes or Star Jones. And bottom line is? Who cares.

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6 Responses to “Donald Trump Asks, “Where Is The Body?””

  1. Jason Day says:

    Your site sucks.

  2. Robert says:

    Donald, Donald,

    You are going to get egg on your face all over again. The Seals filmed it all plus do you think there would be all that activity around the compound and on every wbsite good and bad all over the planet.
    Think Donald, think.

    • Babs says:

      Surprise Donald has not yet asked to see bin Laden's death certificate ("deather" theorist). Perhaps he needs to send investigators to Pakistan and the Arabian Sea to verify.

  3. Common sense says:

    I thought they dumped Osama Bin Laden's body into the sea as accordance with religious practices… So wouldn't it be kinda redundant to ask for a body that has been dumped into a body of water? Or is Donald Trump seriously going to risk his life (via hit contract) by attempting to authorize the recovery of Osama Bin Laden's body?

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