Governor Paterson Scandal To Break

Feb 7, 2010Breaking Newzzz

Fasten your sealt belts, it's gonna be a bumpy night. Literally.

So, now I have heard everything…but this ditty takes the cake. My inside source in Albany said that New York Governor David Paterson is embroiled in a controversy that will make you chapp dein kop (hold your head in Yiddish). The New York Times is working on the story, which is said to break momentarily. Apparently, the apple didn’t fall far from the Elliot Spitzer tree and there is a rumor that the Governor used public funds to cop drugs (blow) and hookers (blow). Can you stand it? Blow squared? I would like to think this is not true…but since people are so stupid…why wouldn’t it be true? No doubt Governor Paterson will have to step down, leaving the impending race wide open for Andrew Cuomo. Uch, it also means that we will have to listen to endless amounts of trash talking about another boring black guy…hello Tiger Woods. I wonder who the cheesy hooker (a.k.a. Loredana Jolie equivalent) to this story with be. Stay tuned.

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One Response to “Governor Paterson Scandal To Break”

  1. […] Whether it was from the lips of a socialite on that silly show High Society or when Governor David Patterson was rumored to have spent taxpayer dollars on blow and hookers, to name a couple of for instances. […]

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