Is this Meghan McCain or Loredana Jolie? Well...they are both Gross Baboons.
Meghan McCain, that quirky Republican daughter of the homophobic flip-flopper Senator John (yellow teeth) McCain…well…that is clearly why he lost the election…has made a vow to help “kick Obama‘s ass out of the White House”. Excuse me, but the language that these Republican women are using about our President even give rappers pause. Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Christine O’Donnell and now Megan McCain have gotten all Suge Knight on the Obama Administration and I am drawing a line in the sand. Megan and these other ladies (I use the term loosely) say the most inappropriate things, so I hereby declare a war on the people who have absolutely no respect for the man who holds the highest office in the land. I am officially launching my campaign to ensure that not only does Barack Obama get re-elected for a second term, but to expose anyone who so much as looks at the First Family cross-eyed. Now that Democrats have become good Christians, turning the other cheek whenever slapped, this Jew is committed to “an eye for an eye”.
To begin with, I am excusing the short sightedness of the black and youth voters who rallied around Obama in 2008 and disappeared for the recent mid-term elections. And while I am at it, I will pardon the flurry of celebrities that went AWOL as well. In order for my grass roots initiative to work, I need to re-engage the group of voters that made the difference in the first place. The challenges we face go beyond politics into an arena that is far scarier and more powerful, namely reality television. The millions of clueless couch potatoes may in fact make all the difference in the world when it comes to getting voters to the polls in 2012. For every one black person there is a toothless family of seven living in the Oakies that will be motivated “to take America back from the black man”. For every frat house or sorority, there is a sober Tea Party consortium, carrying pitchforks, rallying in anger. Democrats and Independents need to understand the ramifications of a Sarah Palin White House. Even if she is not the nominee, Sarah will be the new puppeteer of the Republican party, which is even scarier. Why else is Karl Rove so intimidated by her? He sees himself in Palin…well…a pretty version anyway…and that scares the beJesus out of him. As the weeks and months go on, I will monitor the political landscape and report on the new crop of evil doers living among us ready to take away our liberties.
