Admitted ugly douche-bag Mike McQueary is boo-hooing over spilled milk...or scotch.
All this grotesque chatter about the Penn State crimes seem to prove that there are more douche bags in this world than I originally thought. And believe me, I thought there were plenty of douche bags up until now. But no one is douche baggier than the guy who thought that not doing anything was the right thing to do. Mike McQueary went running waaa waaa waaa all the way home to his daddy as his best course of action. A daddy that clearly never taught him right from wrong. A daddy that has to deal with his big cry baby who today admits to sobbing into his double fisted booze glass. He should probably know what it feels like to get double fisted all right. By Jerry Sandusky. Only problem is Sandusky wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole because he is too old and too ugly. And Coach Joe Paterno and university president Graham Spanier should also go sit in a corner and put on a dunce cap… and get whipped by Sandusky. Straight men can be so annoying.
