“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

There are more eCommerce websites (e-Tail is the new term) than one can conceivably paw through in a lifetime. What started out as a cute idea for couch potatoes has mushroomed into the Cyber Monday leaving Black Friday in the dust.… Read More »

So now we should be envisioning the topless photo of some codger or the sneaking around between jogging and taking the next hill in Kabul? How do these people do all this catting around while doing important shit? How does one run the greatest military might or better yet, the sneakiest organization on Earth, then proceed to get caught with your pants down…LITERALLY!… Read More »

If you forced me to pick one, I’d say Khloe Kardashian is my favorite Kardashian. I liked her in Celebrity Apprentice and she clearly is the most independent of the brood. When I set out to do the parody As The Kardashian Turns, it was not because I dislike the Kardashians. Frankly, I have only seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians a few times. But enough to know that a parody was a must. Anyhoo, TMZ last week posted a before and after picture of Khloe and I wanted to share the before and after of Mackenzie John Miller who… Read More »

The Mean Season is a pattern of weather that occurs in Florida during the late summer months. It is also what I am calling this Presidential election cycle.… Read More »

How many tickets do you want? Celebrity Death Match: Gross Baboon Edition starring Donald TYrump and Ayman Al-Zawahiri… Read More »

If I were a women (shush you) my slogan would be I CAN’T. And when I say I CAN’T, I mean I can’t vote Republican in this–our most critical–election.… Read More »

I would also like to know if Barneys has done what they did to those African-American kids to low-rent, mad, white trash. It might be worth an ask.… Read More »

Rape Statistics may be down in the United States but rape talk is up and I do not believe one has anything to do with the other. Surely the reported 4% decrease in forcible rape by the FBI does not excuse the flippant positions of rape taken by these “retarded”–to quote a well placed Republican asshole–Republicans running for Senate and Congressional seats this season. We are talking about an abhorrent violent act and have a hard time thinking about it, no less talking about it. Let alone bringing the term “God willing” into the subject, and let even more alone… Read More »

Having completely forgotten about the screening of Cloud Atlas, coincidentally I happened watch outtakes of Lana Wachowski’s poignant speech from the Human Rights Campaign dinner and was struck by her story. It was not the fact of Lana’s transition but the sensitivity and tenderness when she spoke of her life and the challenges of realizing that you are not in the body you are supposed to be in that touched me so deeply. You see, I posted the Lana Wachowski HRC Dinner speech on Facebook then Tweeted it because we all need to hear Lana Wachowski. We may not all… Read More »

How in hell are “waitress moms” or what I’d like to call “the new black moms”–since “soccer moms” are tired and “security moms” are a thing of the past–still undecided? Is serving an Adam and Eve on a raft that perplexing that it has clouded your judgment? Has a Radio on Whiskey Down got you so confused that your current English makes Spanglish and Ebonics seem logical and has thrown you for such a loop that you don’t understand what the candidates are even saying? … Read More »