“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

What do Chuy Bravo and Andrej Pejic have in common? … Read More »

When Presidential candidates are continually caught in lies and/or webs of deceit, someone has to stand up for Truth, Justice and the American Way. No? And really, who better than me, a fast talking gay, Jew who would otherwise would have been chastised for having an opinion.… Read More »

What do Rooney Mara, Hillary Duff, Brooklyn Decker, Mia Wasikowska, Eden Wood, Cherie Martorana & Nicki Minaj have in common… this week!… Read More »

Awwww, poor Michelle Bachmann. She’s running neck and neck with the losers Rick Santorum and Jon Huntsman for Biggest Loser in recent polls. Now, look, I am the first one to call that woman a crackpot and her gay husband Marcus Bachmann, a closet case. But to refresh your memory, I started the Michelle Bachmann for President campaign in May (see below), knowing full well that she guarantees Barack Obama’s second term. Well, I am still happy to support Bachmann for President. Please join me. Listening to old bug eyes yattle on and on how she would stop giving food… Read More »

All this grotesque chatter about the Penn State crimes seem to prove that there are more douche bags in this world than I originally thought. And believe me, I thought there were plenty of douche bags up until now. But no one is douche baggier than the guy who thought that not doing anything was the right thing to do. Mike McQueary went running waaa waaa waaa all the way home to his daddy as his best course of action. A daddy that clearly never taught him right from wrong. A daddy that has to deal with his big cry… Read More »

Brady Corbet appears in two new films this month; the psychological thriller Martha Marcy May Marlene with Elizabeth Olsen that Brady refers to as Polanski-esque and the highly anticipated Melancholia, directed by Lars von Trier. … Read More »

Leanne Rimes stepped out last night giving her best performance as Renee Zellweger.… Read More »

Oh to be a fly on the wall at the Humphries kompound in Minnesota when Kim charged up there to show the paparazzi that she has a heart. And it’s broken. And she needs to redeem herself because she has been spending way too much time reading the many comments on all the blogs depicting her as a douche-bag for leaving Kris. An urgent call from Kris Jenner when Kim was in Australia went something like this:… Read More »

Who do Barbara Bush, Emma Stone, Rachel Roy, Kym Johnson and Aruba have in common?… Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is like a burger. But not just any burger. Lindsay is an In & Out Burger since she has popped into and out of jail more often than I have actually had In & Out Burgers… and I lived in LA! So last night Lindsay went to prison to serve her 30 day term and was released four hours later. Talk about time flies. Good for her, she is out in the streets with yet another shot of a career. Make this one count. Do it with extra cheese and extra pickles.  … Read More »