“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

No kidding. What were these two doing together anyway? I know, I know, there’s a cover for every pot. And she is a cover. And he is a pot. But for gosh sakes. They seemed as suited together as she did with Garth Brooks or whatever that country singer’s name was that she was married to for five minutes. I wish her well, but think she and Jennifer Aniston are the two peas in a pod who should end up together.… Read More »

In what now turned out to be a tactical move by UCLA student Alexandra Wallace, the stupid co-ed will be swimming up to Hugh Hefner in the coming weeks to discuss being featured in Playboy. No, it is not true, but you’d think that this girl, photographed here like a Hooter, had visions of grandeur all along, from when her breasts first bloomed as fully as they are? Why else go to UCLA, steps away from the Playboy Mansion? Her quick side step out of college proves that she is going to pull a Snooki and start taking money to… Read More »

Mila and Justin are off and running into poontang heaven. She is stunning, and he is lucky to get her. But yeah, he’s really cool too. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n–oGq4F0DY… Read More »

Madam Gaga and the Twinzees, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, will be all up in the CFDA Awards this year. Stay tuned to the Best and Worst Dressed like we did last year. We called it the CFDA Not Best Dress List.… Read More »

As a unpaid, happy contributing blogger to The Huffington Post, the latest update is that Arianna Huffington is standing her ground about continuing to feature unpaid bloggers. I received an email trying to get me to enroll in the initiative to make HuffPo pay for every word, but truth be told, I would not want to make any waves. I love being a contributor and support those writers who want to get paid. It’s interesting times in the blogosphere.… Read More »

Here is a tidbit that must be pointed out. Elie Tahari is being sued by an anti-Semite for having to work in New Jersey and becoming massively depressed. First of all, I am from New Jersey and I understand depression, but blame your parents not your boss. Read and weep in nymag.com… Read More »

I ask you, is Rihanna‘s neck looking a little weird? Am I wrong? Am I the only one who notices this? Where was Grace Coddington? Where was Tonne Goodman? Where was Anna Wintour? Where was Annie Lebowitz? It’s like photoshop gone awry. This cover is not as fierce as the new Vogue Paris cover, where Giselle Bundchen looks stunning in her Dolce Gabbana frock, shot by Inez van Lamsverde & Vinoodh Matadin.… Read More »

Last night, Inside The Actor’s Studio on Bravo featured Bradley Cooper, you know that thespian who is dating Renee Zellweger. In one of the weepiest episodes ever, Bradley whose layered performances in such classics as The Hangover and The Wedding Crashers, proved that behind that handsome smile, is a deep, almost Shakespearean actor, whose emotional range goes from A to B. James Lipton was also getting teary eyed as he introduced Bradley as one of the graduates of the program.… Read More »

My nephew, David Lerner, just shot his first ever look book for his women’s contemporary line called DL Collection. This behind-the-scenes video features his Maternity and Sport capsule collections, too. Wishing him the best. Click here to go to his website. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgu1ji3duY… Read More »

Talk of Adolf Hitler rages on, between the recent John Galliano flap nightmare, coupled with the resurfaced, vintage footage of Francoise Dior, Christian’s lovely Nazi niece, chatting about how much she loves Hitler, too. My idea for an I Love Hitler T-shirt is not such a bad idea. Well, think of the press it would get. But I digress. The above picture is Eva ‘I Love Hitler’ Braun, pictured in black face, inspired by her favorite film The Jazz Singer, starring Al Jolson, the Jew. What is wrong with this picture? Besides everything. It is like the N-word in a… Read More »