Celebrity / Socialite / Rachel Uchitel?!?

Full of yourself much? What is she carrying?

Celebrity / Socialite / Rachel Uchitel? Isn’t that an oxymoron? Check out this birthday invitation for the hooker / hag / collagen-filled / tranny-like thing that Tiger Woods used to date. She calls herself a celebrity / socialite. In what circles? My source told me that Rachel was Tiger’s blow-up doll. She was completely on call every time he got a boner and that he exhausted every one of her orifices. Like a hooker. Once on a trip, she kept calling my friend, between boners, in an attempt to get up for air. But as the story goes his sexual appetite was voracious and that Tiger was relentless. She had to succumb no matter what. yeah, some socialite…nice reputation. And (B) having a party in Palm Beach does not make you as a socialite. If anything, you are a gatecrasher. I hear that the cops had too escort the “socialite” home from the party. Classy. I don’t know about you…but this chick is “a sickie and a disgusting”, to quote my Mom.

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6 responses to “Celebrity / Socialite / Rachel Uchitel?!?”

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  5. i am sure that she hasn't relationship to tiger woods anymore

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