“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Awww, Guess. Come on kids, all together now. Awwww. The staff at the Guess store in Miami were all a Twitter, literally and figuratively when Lady Gaga and her entourage, correction, Lady “look-alike” Gaga went into the store and starting trying on a bunch of outfits. Well, you could have shut Alina Hauptman‘s mouth…or not. Alina, the PR rep for Guess Miami, as in I guess they need one down there, breathlessly sent out a press release about Our Lady of Gaga shopping in the store on her birthday, no less, as screaming fans flocked around her in excitement. “The… Read More »

Look, far be it from me to tell the master, Karl Lagerfeld, anything. After all, he is considered the master for many reasons. Karl is also someone that must be surrounded by people who dare not say anything to him that might get him mad, ’cause Daddy Karl looks like someone you do not want to cross. Having perused the new, fabulous Chanel Resort 2011 Collection that was just shown in St. Tropez, frankly, he could stand to have someone…preferably me…stand alongside him to say what should be cut from the show. First of all 87 looks? Really? Yes, he… Read More »