“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Look, even hats get to be famous these days. This floppy, ribbon hat is flying off the shelves after Sandra Bullock was snapped wearing it. – E.T. Skanks Incorporated is about to have their first Board meeting. Michelle McGee, Hailey Glassman and Gina Lynn will be together doing some skanky nonsense. – PAGE 6 The Church is comparing the Pope’s situation to the persecution of the Jews during WWII. Shown here, Marlene Lugosi Pope Benedict (Arnold) loves this hat because it covers her his ears. – NY TIMES Though she was 2 1/2 hours late for her recent concert in… Read More »

Susanna Maiolo, the 25 year-old Papal sycophant has now had her second moment in the sun or in something that shines a light on her. What I would like to know is, if she tried (but failed) to touch the Pope’s garment last year, and she has a history of mental illness, and the Pope has an unlimited budget, that this woman was not monitored in some fashion or another. What do I know? Here’s what. If someone was after me, even with my limited cash flow, I would do anything in my power to keep them at bay. Celebrities… Read More »