“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

What do Snooki and JWoww have in common with Ashley Dupré? Who is Ashely Dupré you ask? How quickly we forget our hookers with a tongue of gold. Ashley was embroiled in the Eliot Spitzer debacle. After that mess, she had a short-lived career as a columnist for the New York Post, naturally, called Ask Ashley, which dealt with everything you wanted to know about being a hooker but were afraid to ask your mother. That lasted long. So after you get booted from the Post, what’s a hooker to do? Open a lingerie shop, of course, and where better than the Jersey Shore? And that my friends is what Snooki & JWoww and Ashley now have in common. They all are schmatta peddlers of trashy looks and tend to become embroiled in slutty nonsense at the Jersey Shore. Any money bet Ashley will be on the next season of… something.