Doesn’t Own A Mirror?!?

Oct 14, 2009Fashion

It never ceases to amaze me how some people walk around, be it at events, or otherwise, in get ups that are just shockingly wrong. Doesn’t Own A Mirror could become a weekly column, seeing what weird taste people have. The focus is on those folks that should know better…like people that the media follows, who simply must know a stylist or a gay, to help them navigate the horrors of looking like…well…this…

First of all, this is a fashion designer, yes, a fashion designer, Agatha Ruiz de la Prada. No way a relation to Muccia...or if so...from Muccia's mother's side, twice removed...by marriage. It looks like she's wearing a twister board that got run over by a steamroller.

First of all, this is a fashion designer, yes, a fashion designer, Agatha Ruiz de la Prada. No way a relation to Muccia...or if so...from Muccia's mother's side, twice removed...by marriage. It looks like she's wearing a twister board that got run over by a steamroller.

Okideer.

Okideer...whoever you are that goes to a Star magazine party.

Prince, this is something that Michael Jackson might have worn.

Prince, this is something that Michael Jackson might have worn.

This Uzbekistan beauty thinks she' giving us fierce pillbox hat.

This Uzbekistan beauty thinks she' giving us fierce pillbox hat.

Seriously, does he think the diamond stud ups his stud quotient? I am breching. And the rooster hairdo is enough to drive anyone into brech-dom.

Seriously, does he think the diamond stud ups his stud quotient? I am breching. And the rooster hairdo is enough to drive anyone into brech-dom.

I know this doesn't quite fit today's entry...but who cares that Angie harmon and her tangerines drink milk? Yikes.

I know this doesn't quite fit today's entry...but who cares that Angie Harmon and her tangerines drink milk? Yikes.

Doesn Kelly Bensimon see that her fake tan is a bit much. It's NYC and not summer.

Doesn't Kelly Bensimon see that her fake tan is a bit much. It's NYC and not summer.

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