The I MEAN…WHAT?!? Was She Wearing List—Beware

May 27, 2009Fashion

Being a man of many opinions, and having commented extensively on the horrendositude of what Madonna and Leighton Meester wore to the Costume Institute Gala, I’ve decided to elaborate on that train of thought and create my own worst dressed list. Having worked within the confines of the industry for years, it never ceases to amaze me how The Emperor’s New Clothes fable is alive and well and entrenched in the fashion industry. My seasonal “I MEAN WHAT?!? Was She Wearing List”, will highlight the women (and men) that made me say, “Don’t they own a mirror?” or “Don’t they have any real friends?” ‘Cause you know sometimes, you just can’t help saying I mean…what?!?             (List in no specific order.)

Come on. Did she yank that off the crib, leaving her child without their woobie?

Come on. Did she yank that off the crib, leaving her child without their woobie?

What's with the clog and no sock? If his foot is broken, then he needs to wear a sign.

What's with the clog and no sock? If his ankle is sprained, then he needs to wear a sign.

Eva, Eva. Tsk, tsk.

Eva, Eva. Tsk, tsk.

Debacle.

Debacle.

Shorts for evening? Think again...or rather...think.

Shorts for evening? Think again...or rather...think.

Oh Marlene. Moo Moo gowns do not cover the pounds that you put back on. Now go back on the Karl Legerfeld diet.

Oh Marlene. Moo Moo gowns do not cover the pounds that you put back on. Now go back on the Karl Legerfeld diet.

When Carolina Herrera doesnt work.

When Carolina Herrera doesnt work.

And the occasional Chanel Couture that's a big miss.

And the occasional Chanel Couture that's a big miss.

Another Eva boo boo.

Another Eva boo boo.

And Louis Vuitton has had some real doozies this season. We all know of whom I speak.

And Louis Vuitton has had some real doozies this season. We all know of whom I speak.

David Lauren, shame on you for ruining Lauren's entrance. And Lauren, shame on you for letting him out of the house looking like that. He is no Ralph.

David Lauren, shame on you for ruining Lauren's entrance. And Lauren, shame on you for letting him out of the house looking like that. He is no Ralph.

More bad LV. Sorry...Emperor plenty.

More bad LV. Sorry...Emperor plenty.

Doesn't get the gold star.

Doesn't get the gold star.

This looks like an H & M sale rack special.

This looks like an H & M sale rack special.

The Emperor.

The Emperor.

Ye old standby.

Ye old standby.

And the winner is...

And the winner is...

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One Response to “The I MEAN…WHAT?!? Was She Wearing List—Beware”

  1. Ericka says:

    you know, i'm no fashionista. i like clothes, but with a little extra weight on me, i tend to fall into the pattern of jeans and shirts for everyday. but looking at this crowd, i feel better knowing that when i am inspired to do something with myself, i don't do too bad a job!

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