All the News About Nobodies That’s Fit to Print. This surely has become one of my favorite I Mean What?!? entries. The phenomenon that is “People in the News” has been so watered down, that we are now desensitized to actual news about people that are really interesting. Anyway, I’ve explained The Nobody News countless times. It’s just a fact of life that the fast lane is so crowded with wanna be’s.
My favorite hooker, Carrie Prejean, lost her bid for graft from the Miss California Pageant, because there actually is a porn video of her diddling her hoo ha or something salacious like that. Is she stupider than I gave her credit for, which was my no means much?
My favorite male shorts model Kevin Federline is pregnant. Well, actually this chick is, but he is having a hysterical pregnancy. He is always in shorts, or as I'd like to call them, skorts.
Two of God's children, rather, God's most annoying fixtures in the media, Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman, are spending Thanksgiving together. Now, there's several weeks before that and now. So let's not crack open the bubbly just yet. How every entertainment news media outlet has made them a staple is shocking. Continued proof that the end of the world is nigh.
I gotta hand it to Bravo, they have made the world's biggest yenteh nobodies into daily media fodder. It is the most shocking of all. That brunette from the Real Housewives of New Jersey on the right who looks like a drag queen with a cheap wig is the first person from New Jersey that has made me question my roots. I have ignored Woody Allen's snide remarks my whole life...but this fish wife...yikes.
A great story in today's New York Daily News has Kevin Spacey calling attention to these two media hounds from Real Housewives of New York City for appearing at a film event that Kevin was speaking at. You go Kevin, girl.
The Fifty Cent Cologne? Call me stupid but I'd much rather smell like a million dollars. Would somebody help me. And I don't mean a nobody to help me.
No, these are not out takes from Tranny Fashion Week. It's highlights from this week's Pakistan Fashion Week...yes. Right smack dab in the middle of the war...we have fashion.
This fabric is that stuff is made of the stuff you see at these New York City street fairs for table runners. Nice touch.
In Pakistan, the fashion doubles as a house.
I kind of love these home fabrics as fashion...not. And B, I just read that besides Pakistan Fashion Week, the Middle East hosted Arabia Fashion Week, Dubai Fashion Week an Abu Dhabi Fashion Week. Are we all kidding? Beware New York Fashion Week, the Taliban are coming.
huh-lare!
I have been under the weather, and there was nothing on TV last night, so i sat through one of those Insider type shows. Nothing but Jon Gosselin, Levi Johnston, and a bunch of other nobodies. wtf? i still have a headache.
hilare abe, just plain hilare.