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The Nobody News
After a very heavy weekend of serious issues hanging over our heads…Ground Zero + Mosque = Nightmare, let’s take a respite from hard news. Today the airwaves are filled with a bunch of nobodies. In light of our failing economy, endless wars, catastrophe in Pakistan, we could use a dose of mindless blather. No? Let’s [...]
Why No News Is Big News?!?
Far be it from me to be a buzz kill, however, last time I checked we were still in the middle of two wars. Though the Afghanistan debacle is kind-of top-of-mind, we still have the Iraq situation, which gets very little media play…despite the fact that the July death toll there was the highest in [...]
The View On Obama
So Barack Obama is going to be a guest on The View. That is more than interesting. Surely, this was David Axelrod’s idea. Considering how down the line Obama’s ratings have gotten and while I am at it, Axelrod’s recent outing on the Sunday talk shows was less than stellar. Yup, it is time for [...]
Lindsay & Shirley
Sung to the tune of Laverne & Shirley
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Shapiro, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. She’s gonna do it.
Give her any chance, she’ll take it. Give her any rule, she’ll break it. She’s gonna make her dreams come true.
Doin’ it her way.
Will she go, won’t she go. I have a headache. [...]
Hannah Montana: Rest In Peace
Today’s article in The New York Times Style about Miley Cyrus is reason one to celebrate the passing of Hannah Montana. The article quotes Percy Hamm, some 11-year old who is disenchanted with her recent risque behavior. When asked about the Vanity Fair pictorial, she said, “I don’t know what was going on in her [...]
LeBron James: The New Miami Vice
Would everybody just get over themselves about LeBron James‘ choice to move out of Cleveland and down to Miami? The reaction to his signing up with the Miami Heat and to live his life in the best way he seems fit is ridiculously over-the-top. New Yorkers are taking it as a personal snub. And the [...]
Can Lindsay Lohan Bounce Back?!? Of Course.
Crushable called me to chime in on the whole Lindsay Lohan debacle. And a debacle it is. I think that judge was a little heavy handed with Lindsay. There were enough evilinas wishing her hard time, whereas, rehab was what I was hoping for her. Well, guess the evilinas won this round. But as to [...]
Alexandra Richards Bares All For French Playboy
Fashion photographer Tony Kelly recently shot Alexandra Richards, daughter of Patty Hansen and Keith Richards for French Playboy. The Barcelona based lensman was tapped to shoot Alexandra for French Playboy on stands any day now. I MEAN…WHAT?!? also featured Lindsay Lohan’s first ever nude pictorial for Muse magazine…remember? Always a nudie, never a nude.
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