Not that being a dumb ass won’t keep Rick Perry from getting into the White House, but this lovely advertisement that he has running in Iowa to appeal to the craziest people on Earth will surely alienate him once and for all. Operative word… ALIEN. To quote Carrie Fisher from Postcards From The Edge ,”These are the options?” Only I am referring to the Republican homophobes. We have Rick Perry desperately attempting to woo the most conservative wing of the Tea / Republican Party coupled with Michelle and Marcus Bachmann who want to straighten out all the gays (once and for all), not to mentioned Rick Santorum, who we won’t bother mentioning since no one else does either. The point is my fine, gay feathered friends, watch this video and share it on Twitter, Facebook, friggen homing pigeon, whatever, because this man must be stopped in his tracks.