Jennifer Aniston Is A Fotz

Is it me or does Jennifer Aniston look scary in this photo.

Clearly I am not a Jennifer Aniston fan. Not since last century when Friends was one of my favorite shows and I pined for “The Rachel” hairdo. I still do, but that is because I have no hair so I’ll take anything. No, after observing Jennifer in certain situations (lush) when I lived in Los Angeles, it took the wind of out the sail of loving Jennifer Aniston. Besides, the show was canceled by then and she changed up her hair. When she married Brad Pitt, I wondered if this was a Hollywood gay cover-up because they had the same agent and you know how that goes. Finally, the whole Brangelina triangle had me rooting for Angelina Jolie because beauty trumps margaritas. When Jennifer launched LOLAVIE, her eponymous fragrance, I wondered, “When will we be rid of her from the public eye, once and for all?” Sadly…never. She is a staple in the rags. Friggen Anna Wintour throws her on the cover of Vogue annually and her dating antics are fodder for days. Her recent appearance on the cover of Allure makes me wonder, “Am I the only one that thinks Jennifer Aniston is a fotz?” Can her lips be anymore fake? Granted she has had great plastic surgery….but…bye.

Put your clothes on girl, you're like 50.

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8 Responses to “Jennifer Aniston Is A Fotz”

  1. Maurine Ford says:

    Scary for sure! Weird poses and all.

  2. Ericka says:

    You are NOT the only one. I just don't get the allure. (No pun intended.)

  3. audrey nizen says:

    i like sorry she felt the pressure to enhance her lips…so hard to live in l.a. how can these women that do this to themselves and think it's attractive.
    don't they see the train wreck that is called the"real" housewives of beverly hills!

  4. Lynn says:

    Love the look! Very "Alluring."

  5. Sabine Anton says:

    Finally she got hold of Angelina's secret lip injectable substance ….

  6. Benita says:

    Thank you, Abe, for articulating something that has been bugging me for years but that I couldn't quite put my finger on. She is a fotz and even worse, it's kind of like the Emperor's New Fotz, wherein her movie career steams ahead despite the lack of good reviews or box office and she inexplicably nets vitamin water endorsements and a fragrance out of it all.

  7. GG says:

    I became less of a fan when she did a slew of movies around the time that Angelina stole Brad from her. Maybe I never noticed this before but when she would go on talk shows to promote her latest bad movie, she is the worst guest ever!

    1. She will bring props to Ellen or wear really short short on Letterman. Anything to deflect from questions. Dave will ogle her legs and Ellen will talk about the whacky gift that she brought. Jennifer will also talk to Paul. First segment gone and then she can talk about the movie.

    2. She will always play with her hair or her rings. Very fidgety and always make the cutie booboo face.

    3. On Jimmy Fallon she actually sat behind his desk and interviewed him. How whacky. She will pull any stunt to not be asked any questions. On Jay Leno when he asked about previous jobs before acting, she threw the question to him. She is the guest!

    I do think these hosts are prepped beforehand not to ask about her lovelife, but she never talks about anything. Her interviews are always a bore because she deflect and acts whacky. Now I don't even watch when she is a guest.

    She is a weak actress anyway but because of the way she behaves on talk shows, I can't stand her. I think Brad left her because he was bored to death!

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