Lebanese-Born Rima Fakih Crowned Miss USA

Here she is...Miss...oops, wrong song. Rima Fakih wins Miss USA...and boy will there be controversy.

In a stunning politically correct move, Miss Michigan – Rima Fakih was crowned Miss USA 2010. Granted, she is beautiful, and perhaps indeed the rightful winner, but not having watched the show, I can not say whether she won hands down or whether she was crowned as a ploy to improve Arab-America relations abroad. Let’s go with the idea that she won on all her merits….riveting as they must be. Congratulations. Now, let’s go with my conspiracy theory: using the Miss USA worldwide platform as a political move on behalf of Donald Trump and Barack Obama. The plan was to have Rima Fakih win, showing the Arab world how accepting and loving we Americans and our judges are. Speaking of which, Paula Deen? Johnny Weir? Yikes…maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all. Far be it from me to not be optimistic, but if the Arab world researches these people, chances are they will be horrified. And the biggest concern, frankly, is what are all the hysterical Burka-wearing women going to say…and worse…those crazy bastard men who…I have been told…are sex crazed, yet keep their women all covered up for reasons I will not clarify here for fear of being jihaded. When Miss USA, Rima Fakih attends the Miss Universe Pageant in August, I would not be surprised if we see major anti-American sentiments and flag burning by crazy (as in sex-crazed) Arab men for the way we Americans bastardize their woman. All together now….YIKES. This here is how Arab men would prefer to see their beauty pageants.

Rima would play Greensleeves for the talent portion of the evening.

Rima would wear a Burkini for the swimsuit competition.

Rima would model the Dolce Gabbana inspired Burka for the evening gown competition. Fierce.

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One Response to “Lebanese-Born Rima Fakih Crowned Miss USA”

  1. MUSLIM WOMAN says:

    may AllAH Crush you down
    we are proud of ourselves, then very proud when we cover our selves.
    our 'arab men' do not command or force us to wear any burka but us,we willingly LOVE to cover ourselver as ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MUHAMMAD PEACE BE UPON HIM COMMAND US.
    WE DON'T NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY OF BEAUTY OR WHATEVER CONSENT TO SHOW OUR PHYSICAL BEAUTY COZ WE CARE LESS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO US, MUSLIM WOMEN IS INSIDE BEAUTY AND RESPECT!

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