Sarah Palin Kicks Off Her “I Am Not Going Anywhere Tour”

Sarah Palin's East Coast suck up can also be called the "Don't You Want Some Of This Tour"

Leave it up to Sarah Palin, with her grossly misguided sense of self, to launch her comeback from stupidity on Memorial Day Weekend. Kicking off in Washington DC, while grossly using the Vietnam War veterans to pull at heart strings, get ready for a calculated, lame attempt to prove to America, that her One Nation Tour is all about them and not about her. And if you believe that for one second you Tea Party zealot, well, by all means sign up here to buy a piece of what’s left of the Poconos. Sarah Palin and her yahoo family are everything wrong with where we are as a nation, clouded in secrecy, illegitimate pregnancies, bigotry, hypocrisy, pageantry. Heck, she sure has what it takes to win the hearts and minds of clumps of people, but it will not work overall. She and Michele Bachmann can run all they want for president, but will no way come close to winning anything but a beauty contest and a nutbag of the year award. In her announcement of the One Nation Tour online, she talks of promoting patriotic events and the Fundamental Restoration of America. Fundamental as in fundamentalists? This whole thing reeks of a calculated effort to wash away her endless stupid remarks, ones that even caused her boss at Fox News, Roger Ailes, to say that she is stupid. And I find it hard to swallow that all these right wing zealots are in for the PR hustle of the century. And because the media is so friggen stupid too, they will cover this tour like it’s Lady Gaga…which, if you must know, has been over-bloated as well. Katie Couric, sharpen your pencil!

 

HERE IS A COMMENT THAT I RECEIVED AND WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU PLUS MY RESPONSE:

ROADKING: We need brains for bloggers! First the picture is a fake (easy enough to see) and if you had been following her even a little it would be very clear that she not only has brains, but is quick thinking, witty, knows American values and patriotism, understands and believes in the Constitution, and, unlike our current “leader” does not stutter and stammer when left without a teleprompter.

IMW: Clearly you, as a Tea Partier, have no sense of humor, hence clarifying the photo. Palin’s quitting the Governorship is proof that her own ego and revenue were paramount to the people of Alaska. And as a Tea Bagger, you don’t seem to believe, or at least your text eludes to the fact that, you don’t have it in your heart to actually say the word “President” when addressing a black person. Nor do you believe that President Obama believes in the Constitution nor that he is patriotic. And that my dear RoadKing, or RoadKill, whichever applies, is what is terribly wrong with the people of your Tea Party. Your basic ideals are sound, however as soon as you open your traps, you prove to be a bunch of yahoos and bigots.

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13 Responses to «Sarah Palin Kicks Off Her “I Am Not Going Anywhere Tour”»


  1. May 29, 2011 at 2:38 am, jewell clark said:

    Looks like a page out of Playboy Magazine.We need brains in the Whitehouse.


  2. May 29, 2011 at 3:43 am, Brittany Murrietta said:

    It's okay, she'll never make it; she'd have to read AND write, all by her selfies.


  3. May 29, 2011 at 6:20 am, RoadKing said:

    We need brains for bloggers! First the picture is a fake (easy enough to see) and if you had been following her even a little it would be very clear that she not only has brains, but is quick thinking, witty, knows American values and patriotism, understands and believes in the Constitution, and, unlike our current "leader" does not stutter and stammer when left without a teleprompter.

    Logic: the best weapon


    • May 29, 2011 at 9:26 am, Abe Gurko said:

      Clearly you, as a Tea Partier, have no sense of humor, hence clarifying the photo. Palin's quitting the Governorship is proof that her own ego and revenue were paramount to the people of Alaska. And as a Tea Bagger, you don't seem to believe, or at least your text eludes to the fact that, you don't have it in your heart to actually say the word "President" when addressing a black person. Nor do you believe that President Obama believes in the Constitution nor that he is patriotic. And that my dear RoadKing, or RoadKill, whichever applies, is what is terribly wrong with the people of your Tea Party. Your basic ideals are sound, however as soon as you open your traps, you prove to be a bunch of yahoos and bigots.


      • Jun 7, 2011 at 11:12 am, bbguy60 said:

        Clearly your are lookin more like a fool but I always appreciate a sense of humor– Maybe I can find something just as funny to comment on about your mom or family.
        You pull the race card, predictably, when there is no evidence to show racism. You then you become the real racist in the house by trying to defer from your own prejudice. It's like you took a page out of Wieners book but don't have to apologize- it's the internet stupid

        From the Washington Post today 6/7/2011 Something to make to grind your teeth along with Chris Matthew and Maureen Dowd (which I do like). Excerpts,

        "Sarah Palin is the hottest act in town, and the critics can only grind their teeth. She’s playing the media like a violin, though the likes of Chris Matthews and Maureen Dowd look more like bass fiddles".

        "Only now it turns out that she was right about Revere’s midnight ride, and the press claque was wrong. Even the professors say so"

        Hoping you can channel your inner bigot and have a great day.


        • Jun 7, 2011 at 11:46 am, Abe Gurko said:

          As long as you are enjoying my humor, you can say whatever you'd like about me. And as for my mom, well, she is dead, and was a survivor of the Holocaust. There's always a good giggle in there. As for the race card, rather than squabble one way or the other, let's just agree to disagree. Having been raised in a small non-Jewish town as a Jew and a victim of Antisemitism, yes, after my parents survived the war, I think that anti-something is the human condition. Not everyone, mind you, But more than not. From that town, I was then bussed to an all black high school and exposed to racism and more anti-white sentiments. Look we are all in this world together. The tone from the Palin camp is may too negative against Obama for my liking. Which is why I cannot relent. And as for her answer to the Paul Revere thing. I was right. He was best known for the song Kicks.


      • Jun 14, 2011 at 6:36 pm, Robin said:

        Seriously! I heard nothing racial in Roadguys comment. Why are you making it a racial thing? I think president Obama would be sickened by your comment. leave skin color out of everything!!!!


  4. May 31, 2011 at 9:55 am, nature freak said:

    Is that porn star Lisa Ann? Even Lisa Ann would make a better president than Prima Donna Palin.


  5. May 31, 2011 at 10:12 am, nature freak said:

    Three quotes from porno/ possible documentary if Palin ever wins "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" via Wikipedia.

    "It's time to drill baby! Drill hard and drill deep. Come on ya tree hugging hippie! What'ya wait'n for, congressional approval?"

    "I'm speaking in tongues!"

    places the age of the Earth at 10,000 years and classifies fossils as a ruse by Satan to "trick mankind."

    Thank you Lisa Ann for warning us. I wish your dialogue was a joke but it probably isn't.


  6. Jun 16, 2011 at 5:21 pm, yopper said:

    I find it discussing that the far left just can't help but throw hateful statements at S. Palin and others who they disagree with. These type of people aren't fit to be in any conversation. If you do not like another person's view, don't vote for them and try to state why in a civil manner. Even your idol OB says to do that but I guess you never listen to him either.


    • Jun 16, 2011 at 7:17 pm, Abe Gurko said:

      I live by the Old Testament, "An eye for an eye".


  7. Feb 1, 2012 at 9:02 am, Weiner's Plan Was To Boot Palin From The Headlines » I Mean…What?!? said:

    [...] like Mitt Romney or John Whats-his-name could grab one headline from the Sarah Palin and her Catch Me Catch Me Tour, Anthony Weiner came up with a brilliant plan with the Democratic National Committee in an effort [...]


  8. Sep 5, 2012 at 9:57 am, Violin Finger Chart said:

    Oh my. I never thought I could see such a picture in the House. But she's so sexy despite her age.

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