Ladies and gentlemen, and hypocrites of all ages. Step right up and peruse these images of Lindsay Lohan. You know you want to. You know you can’t resist looking, then taking the time to make comments that show much you really do care…though your words say otherwise. As we all know, actions speak louder than words. So, just to be clear, Lindsay is not “fugly”, on the contrary. Lindsay is not sad, on the contrary. And no this photo shoot was not a career “mistake”, on the contrary. For whatever reason, Lindsay Lohan is one of the most controversial actresses of our time. She thrives on being controversial. And this Muse Magazine photo shoot was just that…in spades. Posting these images literally blew out my server yesterday. Lindsay has only made a handful of movies, and really, most people remember her from Mean Girls. All the other aspects of her life are beyond fodder for the press and the public just can’t get enough. Why? I do not know. And please…no one send me a soliloquy as to why that is. I have had my fair share of bloviators since Barack Obama made the national scene.
Look, don’t take it out on me. I am just doing my job, which was to promote this Yu Tsai photo shoot and video. THE VIDEO! Oh my, I can’t wait to see the firestorm that sets off. Entertainment Tonight breaks that story tonight because it is entertainment. One of my “new readers” has been emailing me reason after reason why this project was a huge mistake for Lindsay to do. But he made a most curious point. “One actress I know began crying, saying she was shaken by Lindsay allowing this to occur to her.” Excuse me? There are so many things wrong with that statement that makes me pity the “actress”. First off, crying no less? Shaken…not stirred? I am sure she was crying because she wouldn’t get this much publicity if she ran butt naked on the White House lawn. And the “allowing this to occur to her” sends shivers down my spine. The word allow and occur are not applicable to Linsday Lohan. Maybe that is how that actress spends her life, waiting to be “allowed” to do things, like act or wait tables. Or being still as life “occurs” around her. Either way, she has no future as an actress. Not someone that speaks like that. Actors are way to self involved. And the more self involved they are, the more successful they become. That is not a judgment, but a fact. When you are the product you are selling, you better love it and be prepared to put yourself first. This chick, sobbing on the sidelines of Lindsay Lohan, should just pack her bags and move back home to Yuckaho Township, USA.
END NOTE: The one thing about Miss Lohan that I can safely say, is that she knows exactly who she is, very clear on what choices she is making and that she is young, which explains the abandon in how she lives her life. These are not the usual stories and messages I post on I MEAN…WHAT?!? My commitment for this site is to point out what is not quite right in the worlds of fashion, entertainment and lifestyle…not Lindsay’s…the bigger picture. And while this project unfolded, I was taken aback by the public’s fascination with others, which must be the biggest reason why their own lives pretty much suck. You can not and will not ever convince me that taking time and love away from your own life to think through someone esle’s is beneficial to your own circumstances. No way, no how. Unless of course you are Lindsay’s shrink, and are appealing to the masses because you have plum given up.
And (B) Have you ever considered doing volunteer work with all your obvious free time?!? I mean…what?!?