The Nobody News

Oct 27, 2009Breaking Newzzz

It’s been a while since The Nobody News appeared on I Mean…What?!? and with the weather in New York City being so uber-dreary, I needed a lift. To all of you newbies, The Nobody News, is news about a bunch of nobodies…that think they are somebodies…and followed by a bunch of nobodies…who also wish they were somebodies. If you do not know what I just said, it pretty much sums up our current media fascination with a pack of annoying individuals. Looking at today’s news reports, it was clear that the Nobody News was aching for a comeback. With that, I give you this.

Bobby Trendy...excuse me? I just give up.

Bobby Trendy...excuse me? I just give up.

I am so glad that kate Gosselin wants to get into movies. I am sure that she also wants to direct.

I am so glad that kate Gosselin wants to get into movies. I am sure that she also wants to direct.

Amy, how about giving us a song rather than flashing your tits.

Amy, how about giving us a song rather than flashing your tits.

Evi and Randy Quaid...who cares. Bye.

Evi and Randy Quaid...who cares. Bye.

It neveer fails, if Kate is in the papers, Jon has to rear his hideoous head as well.. It's like they are in competition for media hits. Guess what, no one wins.

It neveer fails, if Kate is in the papers, Jon has to rear his hideoous head as well. It's like they are in competition for media hits. Guess what, nobody wins.

Shauna Sand has a sex tape? I am breching from this skin and bones thing. Skin, bones and implants that is.

Shauna Sand has a sex tape? I am breching from this skin and bones thing. Skin, bones and implants that is.

On the compleete other spectrum, we have Faizon Love. I am breching from this too.

On the compleete other spectrum, we have Faizon Love. I am breching from this too.

Got any Nobody News you want to share? Please do.

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2 Responses to “The Nobody News”

  1. Ericka says:

    I thought of The Nobody News today when I saw a blurb about an interview with Levi Johnston. good lord. the day I become famous for sleeping with a politician's kid is the day I give up on the world. and now he's doing commercials, too??? someone needs a slap.

  2. Alberto Thebeau says:

    following your blog, good stuff!

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