You know, between Arnold Schwarzenegger and this French slob, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, I am not sure who deserves the Gross Baboon of the Year Award. Maybe it is a tie. Although this banking douche-bag deserves all the scrutiny and negative publicity he is getting (hey, I love Carla Bruni), the award goes to Arnold Schwarzenegger. What a gross, wrinkly disgusting, baboon. First of all, I really like Maria Shriver, who did more for the women’s movement over the past few years since becoming the Governator (could you hate an expression more?)’s wife. It is upsetting to know that she knew all along that he was unfaithful and still supported him. Maria had no choice but to give a strong voice for women since she was denying her self-pride as she stood by her husband during his 2003 gubernatorial campaign after the Los Angeles Times reported accusations that he had a history of groping women. Schwarzenegger later said he “behaved badly sometimes.”
The worst part of this is that shortly after the dust settles, everyone in Hollywood goes crawling back up Arnold’s ass, he will boom his way onto the big screen, millions of dollars invested in these Terminator type roles and all will be forgiven. Arnold currently has five projects in development all titles with double entendre:
The Tomb: Where he might as well be now that this story is out in the press.
The Governator: A title as gross as he is.
Cry Macho: He’s crying alright and he can toss that macho crap because it got him into this situation in the first place.
The Last Stand: Hopefully.
Terminator 5: Do you really want to see this flabby, flat ass thing yielding a gun?