What They Really Think

Here’s a game that we can all play together. It’s pretty easy. I will show you a picture followed by a few statements. You select the answer that best fits the person/people and the situation. Easy and fun!

Here we have Heidi and Spencer. The Pratt falls.

Here we have Heidi and Spencer. The Pratt falls.

A) Now what are we gonna do?
B) Look, we’ve gotten this far, surely some stupid publicity scam will keep us in the public eye.
C) All of the above.

Carrie Prejean. Get used to this face because she will not go away. She's like genital herpes.

Carrie Prejean. Get used to this face because she will not go away. She's like genital herpes.

A) One sex tape, even sex tapes. What’s the difference?
B) These boobs are all I have left.
C) I should have lied to Perez Hilton, God damn it.
D) All of the above.

Jon Gosselin reads?

Jon Gosselin reads?

A) I did what?
B) That paparazzi is so obvious. Let me pretend to read here and show everyone that I am an intellectual.
C) Boy, that Kate Gosselin, what an egomaniac.
D) How am I gonna dump that Hailey Glassman once and for all? Yikes.
E) All of the above.

Kelly Bensimon and Super Mario Brother.

Kelly Bensimon and Super Mario Brother.

A) Hey, a photo op is a photo op. If Paris Hilton can pose with a chimpanzee, this is definitely better.
B) I love Super Mario Brothers. I never played it because I was busy pursing a modeling career and sleeping around.
C) Get your hand off my ass you neoprene creep.
D) All of the above.

The Three Faces of Katie..well...one anyway.

The Three Faces of Katy Perry...well...one anyway.

A) Yes, I read I Mean…What?!? and Underwear IS the New Outerwear.
B) That Gaga better just chill the fuck out. She’s making me gag-a.
C) Move over Dita von Teese.
D) Oy, if I have to sing that I Kissed A Girl song on more time, I am gonna puke.
E) All of the above.

Lady Gaga, the Royal Hiney of Pop.

Lady Gaga, the Royal Hiney of Pop.

A) That’s right bitches, I can do no wrong.
B) A condom may be the best accessory these days, but talcum powder is a great second.
C) Let me see, what other arbitrary nonsense can I sport and make a statement doing? Hmmmm.
D) I am the new Madonna. Period.
E) All of the above.

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  1. Kelley Quan says:

    Hi ! Hope all is well…you make me laugh so much..I take an ‘Abe’ break whenever it gets way too serious out there!

    xxKelley

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