Nine Fashion Trends My Eye And Other Moronic Ditties

May 9, 2009People We Lerve

While piddling through the morning papers, I came upon what New York Magazine predicts are the Nine Trends for Fall Fashion. Sure there were other major ridiculous stories that were begging for my attention to comment on. Like that buffoon in Obama’s Military Office who arranged for the $350,000 photo shoot for Air Force One, a ridiculous story that I commented on weeks ago and wondered then why this guy was not fired on the spot. And there’s the piece about Celebrity Twitter Overkill. I mean…please. These celebrities going on Larry King to say they Tweet to bring voice to Africa or some such nonsense. Have you read their Tweets? You could barf from the mindless self-promotion that goes on ad nauseam. Look, that’s what Twitter is for…call a spade a spade…and shut the fuck up. But Africa? I mean…what?!? It’s hard to center on one story each day with all the utter nonsense that goes on in this world, but I wanted to do my Weekend Update on the “trends” as per “The Cut”, aka some pretentious cow with no clue. Below are their reference pictures and titles, with my comments as to why they are soooo NOT trends that will help save the ailing retail industry, a.k.a. the demise of “editors that predict trends.”

3 Responses to “Nine Fashion Trends My Eye And Other Moronic Ditties”

  1. LEON HALL says:

    YOUR FASHION TRENDS WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!YOUR "CELEBRITY" PIECE FANTASTIC AND YOUR MOTHER BIT WAS AS CHARMING AS IT WAS WONDERFULLY ACIDIC. HAVE THE WORLD OF FASHION AND ENTERTAINMENT LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS? HOW ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN, OOPS, SORRY, I FORGOT WHAT SHE DOES AND WHO SHE IS. HOWEVER, SHE IS SITTING NEXT TO PARIS HILTON AND STAR JONES IN THE LAST REAR SEATS, THEY SAY THAT IS THE PART THAT BREAKS OFF FIRST. I ENJOYED YOU SITE SO MUCH, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?————–HAVEN'T SAID THAT TO ANOTHER MAN SINCE JOAN RIVER'S FIRST NIP AND TUCK. CONTINUED SUCCESS AND PLEASURE FOR ALL YOUR READERS.

    BEST CHEERS,

    LEON HALL

  2. Abe says:

    Leon..thank you sooo much. Comments from mavens are most appreciated. xoxo ABE

  3. John McCann says:

    Your little apercus are spot-on. Been mostly living in London. I thought it was a fashion capital? Never seen so much dirty hair.

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