Posts Tagged «Bachmann»

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I’d like to take a moment to wish Christine Quinn and Kim Catullo much joy and happiness throughout their marriage together. As a jaded old queen, I have expressed my opinion on gay marriage in the past with a cocked eye. But when people you know make the leap of faith, then all one can do is wish them the best with much love. My biggest hope is that gay marriage statistics will kick straight marriage statistics in the ass over time. This year, up to 50% of straight marriages will end in divorce. Think about it, the city of… Read More »

Best hair of any druggie ever.

Not trying to outdo Barbara Walters, but surely after seeing her choices for Ten Most Fascinating People, I have been advised–and well-advised at that–to create my own annual Ten Most Fotz-inating People since Walters’ choices have been so banal… kinda like the people that grace the pages of I Mean What?!? … Read More »

Rick Perry enjoying a moment.

Not that being a dumb ass won’t keep Rick Perry from getting into the White House, but this lovely advertisement that he has running in Iowa to appeal to the craziest people on Earth will surely alienate him once and for all. Operative word… ALIEN. To quote Carrie Fisher from Postcards From The Edge ,”These are the options?” Only I am referring to the Republican homophobes. We have Rick Perry desperately attempting to woo the most conservative wing of the Tea / Republican Party coupled with Michelle and Marcus Bachmann who want to straighten out all the gays (once and… Read More »

The question really is: Can your husband get any gayer?

There is a fantastic article on Christwire.org called Is My Husband Gay? Clearly, this was written by a fag hag or Michele Bachmann. The slogan for Christwire is “Conservative Values for an Unsaved World”. Knowing that will help you digest the article that starts with: Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages. Are you one of them? Are you having intimacy issues? Are you suspicious about your husband’s late night activities? Or are you oblivious to a problem that could be putting your health and the livelihood of your family… Read More »

Michele Bachmann practicing.

Of all the corn dog joints, in all the towns (in Iowa). Whoever snapped this photo needs to get that Life Magazine Award they used to hand out. This is probably the most action Marcus Bachmann has gotten since they started shoveling tribe-loads of children into their  house. Michele Bachmann proves she will do anything to get the nomination.… Read More »

Send in the clowns.

  Politicians are like an “IT” bag, and each season, there is a new “must-have”. This Presidential season is going to be the Chanel of wind bags. You find me one candidate for President of the United States, present company and President included, that is not prone to hypocrisy, and I will pay you money. Seriously, this is a one time offer, as I am not a betting man. No one on Earth can present the case for a candidate who does not talk out of both sides of their mouth and other orifices, in order to please the masses.… Read More »