Posts Tagged «barbie»

is this the next Barbie doll?

Maybe Barbie has all the answers. Perhaps she is the real litmus test for how women will evolve in this next generation. We are so quick to look to celebrities for the answers and often proven that it is not the best way to go. Case in point: Kardashian. Barbie is the better role model for women. She is running for President this year, is always good mannered, multicultural, and now, we have the anti-establishment Barbie in Harlem-based rap artist, Azealia Banks. Her lyrics to Barbie Shit are, “Long weave, lipstick, I be on that Barbie …, pretty in the… Read More »

Excuse me, not two minutes after I create the I Mean What Party to Re-Elect Barack Obama...Barbie gets into the act?

The good news is that Barbie (Barbara Millicent Roberts) is not really running for President of the United States. In fact, Barbie is the first “thing” to have signed up to join the I Mean What Party to Re-Elect Barack Obama. Contrary to today’s news reports—we all know you can’t believe everything you read—there is no way Barbie would for President. She has far more important things to do like lay on the floor in a suburban den. Even more ridiculous is the idea of Ken (Kenneth Carson) as FLOTUS. Can you see it now… Michael Bastian running to dress… Read More »

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Look, I don’t have much time with the intermittent Internet issues here in Tulum, Mexico but when I spotted this item on The Huffington Post (which I finally accessed for the first time in days) I thought, WTF?!? Kim Kardashian sent out a series of tweets on Christmas evening, including two messages to the official Twitter account of Barbie. “Merry Christmas Barbs @BarbieStyle! Long time no see! What did Ken get you for Christmas? Miss you doll!” she wrote to the social media account of a fictitious plastic toy. When the toy became sentient and responded, Kardashian added, “I’m sure we… Read More »

Welcome to our new daily feature, Kernels of Dish, tasty tid-bits of gossip from across the globe. (Click on each image to get the full scoop.) Enjoy. Charlie Sheen quitting Two and a Half Men or running scared? -AP Rachel Uchitel got ten million from Tiger Woods, like I am going to the moon. – TMZ Selena Gomez = tween designer? Look out Material Girl. – WWD Perez Hilton puts foot in mouth at Linsday Lohan’s expense. -NY Post Kelly Rowland is trolling of product placement for her video. What about Massengil? -NY Post Belated Birthday Wish for Cougar Barbie.… Read More »