“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Awards Season is almost over. All we have to do is get through today’s Monday morning quarterbacks (present company included) spewing “Who looked like a mess” or “What was she thinking” or “WTF was she wearing” and then we can rest our weary bones. Yes, we can retire from The Joan Rangers Fashion Police Force and become civilians again rather than critics. My recurring theme of the evening was, The Dress That Ate The Actress. This means that there were not enough fittings, or the stylist in the room was from the Helen Keller School of Styling. Something was a… Read More »

Busy Phillips needs to get busy finding a stylist if she is going to be the arm candy of Michelle Williams at the Oscars. And while I am at it, Maria Menounos and a few Gleeks need to follow suit, sans Michelle.… Read More »

You cannot believe who is on Baba Wawa’s list for 2011. Fascinating? I call them Fotz-inating. (Etymology of the word Fotz: It started out as a sarcastic reference to something that is or someone that “thinks” they are fascinating. So, it went from, “Oh, you’re fascinating” to “You are fotzinating” to “fotzy balloons” to “fotzy” to the currently, most used…”fotz”.)… Read More »

  This is simply unfair. Two of the world’s most acclaimed style stalwarts, Vogue’s Hamish Bowles and Karl Lagerfeld (from Everywhere) literally stole my look. At the recent nuptials of Kate Moss, Hamish sported this floral tux number, and at the Costume Institute Gala, Karl did as well. In 1969, I wore it first, maybe not best, granted, but first just the same at my Bar Mitzvah in Fort Lee, New Jersey. In homage to the segment, Bitch Stole My Look on Fashion Police, that E! show with Joan Rivers and her band of fashionista elves, peruse these images and you… Read More »

A week cannot go by without watching Fashion Police with Joan Rivers. I have been doing my version called The Not Best Dressed List for years. Granted, I did not invent anything, but many times, there is cross over on both of our lists. That Joan, she knows her stuff.  … Read More »

Last night’s Costume Institute Gala was the New York City version of the Oscar Red Carpet. As Joan Rivers will surely attest this Friday night on Fashion Police, there were hits and plenty of misses. Before I share my best and worst list, I must give a shout out to Stella McCartney. This really was her night. Sure, Sarah Burton was the star of the night politically, but in terms of which designer had the best showing on the glamor-pusses? It was Stella by a mile because she dressed some of the major players of the evening.… Read More »