“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

This Stacy Keibler number is too cheesy prom for George Clooney.

Jessie J could not dress her way out of a paper bag.

I am not sure what's going on here but it's a lot. And Margherita Missoni should know better. She looks like a grandma.

A bit too much undulating going on here and those akle strap shoes are killing me.

Oy.

Not feeling this sea-foam unflattering schmatta on Amber Heard.

That's a lot of dark blue on Uma Thurman.

Elle Fanning looks like she just came from a yodeling festival in the Alps.

This dress is ill fitting and the shoes really are a fotz.

Melissa Gorga is a Real Housewife of New Jersey. Here she wears a fat suit to see what she will look like when her "career" ends.