Yup…Here’s Another Manzie Report…Just What The Robust Market Needs

Somehow I must have been asleep at the wheel or something, but somewhere between Paris and Milan, several designer shows slipped under my radar and have just now surfaced. If the Manzie Report bores you, by all means, leave now and wait till we cover the NY Fashion Shows in September. And if you are that high, then I suggest taking a spiritual aerobics class.

Balenciaga can do no wrong in womens...we know, we know. However, if I see a soul evenr wearing this, well, maxi-skort or maxi-culotts....what does one call this? As a bike rider, I could never pull this off. Or as a human for that matter.

Balenciaga can do no wrong in womens...we know, we know. But here we have a...well...maxi-skort or maxi-culottes....what the hell is this? As a bike rider, I could never pull this off. Or as a human for that matter.

Nor does it work when paired with a blazer-let.

Nor does it work when paired with a blazer-let.

This Ballantyne look is well tailored, but when worn in the streets, you will surely get your ass kicked.

This Ballantyne look is well-tailored, but when worn in the streets, you will surely get your ass kicked.

Repeat...ass kicked.

Repeat...ass kicked.

This homage to 101 Dalmatians is wrong on eveery level. Even as separates.

This Blaak Homme homage to 101 Dalmatians is wrong on every level. Even as separates.

And surely their updated Swatstika is not going to go over well with Jews. And anyone else for that matter based on what the whole outfit looks like.

And surely their updated Swatstika is not going to go over well with Jews. And anyone else for that matter based on what the whole outfit looks like.

Ix.

IX...

Nay.

...NAY

This from a compnay called Fay. Though the spelling should be FAE (as in fairy).

This from a company called Fay. Though the spelling should be FAE (as in fairy).

Here we have Gaspard Yurkievich. Can we all say together...Who? And why?

Here we have Gaspard Yurkievich. Can we all say together...who...and why?

Exactly. Immean...what?!? a cloche for men. Just what we needed...an even quirkier man-hat. Go away, Mary.

Yes, a cloche for men. Just what we needed...an even QUIRKIER man-hat. Go away, Mary.

Can someone explain these Miharayasuhiro culottes? What is the deal? How many of these things were shown this season? Is this based pn prior sales? I don't think so!

Can someone explain these Miharayasuhiro culottes? What is the deal? How many of this these things were shown this season? Is this based on prior sales? I don't think so!

And sorry, but formal attire does not include a capri legging...not for men OR women.

And sorry, but formal attire does not include a capri legging...not for men OR women. Hasta luego Marlene.

I'll let Neil Barrett know with a special telegram when I am ready to wear an A-Line tunic. And so will every guy.

I'll let Neil Barrett know with a special telegram when I am ready to wear an A-Line tunic. And so will every guy.

Not even in a basic white. It's ridic.

Not even in a basic white. It's ridic.

Dirk Bikkembergs not only got the Gina Lollobrigida memo...but he based his entire season on it. Literal much?

Dirk Bikkembergs not only got the Gina Lollobrigida memo...but he based his entire season on it.

You think I am kidding?

You think I am kidding?

I never kid. This collection is fantastic...in black.

I never kid. This collection is fantastic...IN BLACK!

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