Lindsay Lohan’s assistant Elinore just quit. Between the lost passport drama in France and the boozy anklet nonsense, she must have gone bonkers. She’s been covering for Lindsay on all fronts, as at the recent photo shoot with the Cougar Lesbian. Anyone looking for a high-stress, low paying gig in the entertainment industry? Have fun. - TMZ
Would you want to live in this Gross Baboon’s uber-tacky guido farm after this new Jeresy house-frau got her stank all over it? I have been asking to exorcise that woman out of my home state for a week now. - E ONLINE
Jody Foster got all Clarice Starling on some young photog’s ass the other day. She is now The Accused. – HUFFINGTON POST
